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Rented a wheelchair for a conference I'm going to tomorrow. Darned dislocated knee!
 
*Brown grates teeth ....

City 3 calls Ambulance, .... City 3 ...... Ambulance City 3 ..... CITY 3 CALLS AMBULANCE .....

Somebody call a dentist or something ...
 
medicRob said:
The MMPI is funny as hell. According to mine, I have an obsession with door knobs, lol.
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This was only a part of it today. It was a pain in the :censored:
 
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HotelCo said:
Off to a psych test for a police department hiring process.

Let's hope the shrink doesn't realize just how crazy I am, and decides to put me in the looney bin. :P
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So, do you know what your results are? Or do you have to wait to see how crazy you actually are?:P
 
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HotelCo said:
Off to a psych test for a police department hiring process.
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Does this mean we are going to see badger on COPS?

Gives whole new meaning to "hey man I am going to spray you!"

... no wait that's a skunk hmmm
 
foxfire said:
So, do you know what your results are? Or do you have to wait to see how crazy you actually are?:P
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Nah, they haven't finished the whole thing yet. Today was only part of it... I'm sure once they find out, I'll be hauled off in a padded truck with a fancy coat with no arms though. :P
 
MrBrown said:
Does this mean we are going to see badger on COPS?

Gives whole new meaning to "hey man I am going to spray you!"

... no wait that's a skunk hmmm
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Nah, a local PD is looking for a first responder to work with them. They're thinking of becoming Public Safety Officers, and might start up an ambulance division, instead of contracting it out. So, they want to have some medics on staff to respond to medical calls. From what I gather, because we'll be driving police cars, and have access to the areas of the station where they store their rifles and whatnots, they're putting everyone through just as they would an officer (sans the academy of course).


I just got an interview set up tomorrow at a local 911 company, so I'll still be doing that. We'll have to see if this whole thing pans out. I'm sure they have applicants with far more experience than I do.
 
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You know it's snake season when dispatch gives you a call and says "be advised there are multiple rattle snakes on scene".
 
Sasha said:
Grrrr.

I'm going to ruin Glee for you next week, just for that!
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I bet there's going to be singing in next week's Glee...

There, it's ruined.
 
Serious request here. Anybody smart enough to operate a droid 2 global wanna give me some tips? I'm struggling with this stupid thing, and I haven't even gotten to downloading apps yet.
 
firefite said:
You know it's snake season when dispatch gives you a call and says "be advised there are multiple rattle snakes on scene".
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That's when I go "be advised, I aint steppin' foot outside the truck 'til those snakes are all dead!"
 
abckidsmom said:
Serious request here. Anybody smart enough to operate a droid 2 global wanna give me some tips? I'm struggling with this stupid thing, and I haven't even gotten to downloading apps yet.
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Tip, read the instruction booklet!
 
Sasha said:
That's when I go "be advised, I aint steppin' foot outside the truck 'til those snakes are all dead!"
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That's when we find out that the fire department is really good at using traction splints and back boards along with everything else to pin them down.

It makes me laugh when we arrive on scene and see a firefighter holding a backboard into the ground lol
 
Sasha said:
That's when I go "be advised, I aint steppin' foot outside the truck 'til those snakes are all dead!"
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Kinda of ironic coming from someone who more likely than not has a snake both someplace on the ambulance and most likely on one of your patches. :D
 
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