VentMonkey
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Long story short: trying to read a woman's mind is like trying to read hieroglyphics. I don't read hieroglyphics.
Merry Xmas, EMS peeps.
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Merry Xmas, EMS peeps.
CodeBru1984
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VentMonkey
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You know, I should probably add to this that the same holds true for the opposite sex.
I envision them talking to a tree stump that has the ability to belch, fart, and scratch their nether regions all whilst grunting "umm hmm" and such.
... I never said the stump couldn't multitask, he just can't listen worth a crap. Thank goodness for the lizard brain
.I actually meant it the other way around lol. The amount of times my answer has been "noooope" when asked "do you understand why..."....That's what I imagine goes through their minds in those moments.You know, I should probably add to this that the same holds true for the opposite sex.
I envision them talking to a tree stump that has the ability to belch, fart, and scratch their nether regions all whilst grunting "umm hmm" and such.
... I never said the stump couldn't multitask, he just can't listen worth a crap. Thank goodness for the lizard brain
I resemble that middle section waaaaaay too much, much to my left coast roomies dismay.
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RIP George Michael (53)
NomadicMedic
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I just read a help wanted ad that says Sunstar Paramedics (ParamedicsPlus) is paying a $35,000 bonus if you stay 5 years.
I wonder how many paramedics stay 5 years. Not many, I'd wager.
When there's a HUGE bonus structure like that, something smells off to me.
I wonder how many paramedics stay 5 years. Not many, I'd wager.
When there's a HUGE bonus structure like that, something smells off to me.
VentMonkey
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My mom just asked me if I knew who he was, I guess I should be flattered she still sees me as that "young"?
Indeed, that's an insanely desperate sounding strategy to say the least.
NomadicMedic
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I had heard he was in poor health, but I didn't see that coming. I have to produce a tribute piece for the radio station to play tomorrow.
I'd guess Carrie Fisher will be next.
SandpitMedic
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Merry Christmas everyone!
CodeBru1984
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Merry Christmas EMTLife!
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NysEms2117
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Preach! I am a simple human. I whine when I'm hungry, I whine when I'm tired, and I whine when I'm angry
NysEms2117
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I'd be curious to see how many folks stay 5 years 1 day. Imo
Jim37F
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My folks literally got me socks for Christmas lol ><
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I just looked up there website. They are nationally accredited and looks like newer equipment. Their emergency compliance is 93% according to their website. And around 175k transports a year. I do agree though something is off. Maybe every 4 years they just clean house lol
CALEMT
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Your parents must know my parents lol. I ain't gonna complain, needed new socks. #adulting
NysEms2117
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My dad put a bow on his head. So I'd like some sox
VentMonkey
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Don't forget when you're sick. Gotta love me some "man cold".Preach! I am a simple human. I whine when I'm hungry, I whine when I'm tired, and I whine when I'm angry
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That's been ongoing for at least a year now. If not longer. They must be insanely busy or pay like crap, or both...
They're part of the ETMC/Paramedics Plus family if I remember correctly.
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