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VentMonkey said:
Long story short: trying to read a woman's mind is like trying to read hieroglyphics. I don't read hieroglyphics.

Merry Xmas, EMS peeps.
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Isn't that the truth! Merry Christmas!

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StCEMT said:
This is how I imagine relationships.
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You know, I should probably add to this that the same holds true for the opposite sex.

I envision them talking to a tree stump that has the ability to belch, fart, and scratch their nether regions all whilst grunting "umm hmm" and such.

... I never said the stump couldn't multitask, he just can't listen worth a crap. Thank goodness for the lizard brain:).
 
VentMonkey said:
You know, I should probably add to this that the same holds true for the opposite sex.

I envision them talking to a tree stump that has the ability to belch, fart, and scratch their nether regions all whilst grunting "umm hmm" and such.

... I never said the stump couldn't multitask, he just can't listen worth a crap. Thank goodness for the lizard brain:).
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I actually meant it the other way around lol. The amount of times my answer has been "noooope" when asked "do you understand why..."....That's what I imagine goes through their minds in those moments.

I resemble that middle section waaaaaay too much, much to my left coast roomies dismay. :p
 
I just read a help wanted ad that says Sunstar Paramedics (ParamedicsPlus) is paying a $35,000 bonus if you stay 5 years.

I wonder how many paramedics stay 5 years. Not many, I'd wager.

When there's a HUGE bonus structure like that, something smells off to me.
 
Chimpie said:
RIP George Michael (53)
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My mom just asked me if I knew who he was, I guess I should be flattered she still sees me as that "young"?
DEmedic said:
I just read a help wanted ad that says Sunstar Paramedics (ParamedicsPlus) is paying a $35,000 bonus if you stay 5 years.

I wonder how many paramedics stay 5 years. Not many, I'd wager.

When there's a HUGE bonus structure like that, something smells off to me.
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Indeed, that's an insanely desperate sounding strategy to say the least.
 
Chimpie said:
RIP George Michael (53)
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I had heard he was in poor health, but I didn't see that coming. I have to produce a tribute piece for the radio station to play tomorrow.

I'd guess Carrie Fisher will be next.
 
Merry Christmas everyone!
 
Merry Christmas EMTLife!


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VentMonkey said:
Long story short: trying to read a woman's mind is like trying to read hieroglyphics. I don't read hieroglyphics.

Merry Xmas, EMS peeps.
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Preach! I am a simple human. I whine when I'm hungry, I whine when I'm tired, and I whine when I'm angry :D
 
DEmedic said:
I just read a help wanted ad that says Sunstar Paramedics (ParamedicsPlus) is paying a $35,000 bonus if you stay 5 years.

I wonder how many paramedics stay 5 years. Not many, I'd wager.

When there's a HUGE bonus structure like that, something smells off to me.
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I'd be curious to see how many folks stay 5 years 1 day. Imo
 
DEmedic said:
I just read a help wanted ad that says Sunstar Paramedics (ParamedicsPlus) is paying a $35,000 bonus if you stay 5 years.

I wonder how many paramedics stay 5 years. Not many, I'd wager.

When there's a HUGE bonus structure like that, something smells off to me.
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I just looked up there website. They are nationally accredited and looks like newer equipment. Their emergency compliance is 93% according to their website. And around 175k transports a year. I do agree though something is off. Maybe every 4 years they just clean house lol
 
NysEms2117 said:
Preach! I am a simple human. I whine when I'm hungry, I whine when I'm tired, and I whine when I'm angry :D
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Don't forget when you're sick. Gotta love me some "man cold".
 
DEmedic said:
I just read a help wanted ad that says Sunstar Paramedics (ParamedicsPlus) is paying a $35,000 bonus if you stay 5 years.

I wonder how many paramedics stay 5 years. Not many, I'd wager.

When there's a HUGE bonus structure like that, something smells off to me.
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That's been ongoing for at least a year now. If not longer. They must be insanely busy or pay like crap, or both...

They're part of the ETMC/Paramedics Plus family if I remember correctly.


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Handsome Robb said:
That's been ongoing for at least a year now. If not longer. They must be insanely busy or pay like crap, or both...

They're part of the ETMC/Paramedics Plus family if I remember correctly.


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Both. And they are a paramedic 0lus agency

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