the 100% directionless thread

I was thinking more of dazzling them with a peacock-like display of color, maybe hitting them with some pheromones...it's always best to go natural lol

I'll perform the partnering dance of the wild basic
The more stuff you have on your belt the better partners you will get. It's a proven fact..
 
My last call last night was at 10pm... I don't know what to do with my day now that I won't be sleeping for half of it [emoji15] This has never happened to me in EMS...
 
Accidentally letting out a massively giant yawn when calling Control is a great way of letting them know you are ready for a break!

My last call last night was at 10pm... I don't know what to do with my day now that I won't be sleeping for half of it [emoji15] This has never happened to me in EMS...

I just cannot even comprehend such a thing even exists; you must be on some foreign planet or something!
 
My last call last night was at 10pm... I don't know what to do with my day now that I won't be sleeping for half of it [emoji15] This has never happened to me in EMS...
My last shift was a no hitter. 12 hours and no calls at all
 
I always wish for a slow shift...until I get one. Then I remember how boring they are.
 
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I feel worse than most of my patients.

*cue stomach ache*
 
My last shift was a no hitter. 12 hours and no calls at all
Yeah, we're entering the seasonal slow down at my assigned beach area station...Bracing myself for significant amounts of sleep at work.
 
I'd go nuts working for a slow service.

6-7 calls spaced throughout the day is perfect. Just so long as I have time to cut my paper, eat, use the head and get coffee I'm a happy camper.

When I get backed up on charts is when I start getting super grumpy.

First day of classes is always so brutal...UMBC CCEMTP is death by PowerPoint apparently.
 
Bootleg drugs are where it's at! ;)
 
I'd go nuts working for a slow service.

6-7 calls spaced throughout the day is perfect. Just so long as I have time to cut my paper, eat, use the head and get coffee I'm a happy camper.

When I get backed up on charts is when I start getting super grumpy.

First day of classes is always so brutal...UMBC CCEMTP is death by PowerPoint apparently.
Cut your paper? Are you doing arts and crafts and work?
 
Got a ranking on an list for my "dream job" not as high as I wanted but it gives me time to do a fire academy and the ability to apply to other places.
Blessing in disguise?
 
Got a ranking on an list for my "dream job" not as high as I wanted but it gives me time to do a fire academy and the ability to apply to other places.
Blessing in disguise?

Was it Sac Metro perhaps?
 
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