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Plama osmolarity is not 300 mmmmk people it's 280 + glucose/18 + BUN/2.8

Just because youre a consultant physician and im not doesn't mean I cant know these things so if I take the patients glucose and BUN values, divide as appropriate and add them to 280 on the form you gave doesn't mean I should get a look.from you mmmmk
 
I thought I had a bleed this morning but then I remembered peptol turns your feces black..........drank an 8 ounce bottle with no relief. :mad:
 
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JPINFV said:
Ghoul Pool 2012 choices:
Pope Benedict XVI
Lindsay Lohan (2012's Amy Winehouse)
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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Lohan is a cockroach, girl won't ever die.
I'll see your Benedict and raise you an Elizabeth II and The Situation.
 
So I've come to the conclusion that there is absolutely NOTHING in Kansas. At all. Complete waste of space.
 
exodus said:
I want to pick up some Coachella shifts.
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They are announcing the coachella line up on the 9th of this month. Soon after that the sups will have a sign up sheet.
 
Just found out that the cpr I went on a couple weeks ago, that got ROSC after 18 minutes, is being discharged from the hospital next week. With minimal brain damage.
 
Anjel1030 said:
Just found out that the cpr I went on a couple weeks ago, that got ROSC after 18 minutes, is being discharged from the hospital next week. With minimal brain damage.
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Congrats!

Finally, I am out of my FTO period and actually have a partner I can stand.
 
R99 said:
Plama osmolarity is not 300 mmmmk people it's 280 + glucose/18 + BUN/2.8

Just because youre a consultant physician and im not doesn't mean I cant know these things so if I take the patients glucose and BUN values, divide as appropriate and add them to 280 on the form you gave doesn't mean I should get a look.from you mmmmk
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...except it's not "280" it's "2[Na] + ...."
 
R99 said:
Like anybody we are likely to see ever has one of those, dont be daft man!
(sarcasm)
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Your post makes no sense going off of what you said before?
 
rmabrey said:
I thought I had a bleed this morning but then I remembered peptol turns your feces black..........drank an 8 ounce bottle with no relief. :mad:
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TMI..............That is all
 
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rmabrey said:
I thought I had a bleed this morning but then I remembered peptol turns your feces black..........drank an 8 ounce bottle with no relief. :mad:
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Hhhuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh..........????
 
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rmabrey said:
I thought I had a bleed this morning but then I remembered peptol turns your feces black..........drank an 8 ounce bottle with no relief. :mad:
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...sounds like I really want to take a rifampicin or two just for one of the side effects.
 
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Just noticed there is a st johns ambulance emblem on the door of the Tardis.

And yes I realize nobody knows what the hell I'm talking about. I kind of like it that way.
 
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