I wish. Maybe in Hollywood. I've had a few shifts like that back in NY. Unfortunately, the OP's shift will be a bit more mundane. More than likely they'll get: I've had a H/A for three days, I have the flu, I twisted my ankle, my kid's short of breath (clean out the boogers, infants mainly breathe through their noses), grandma had a vagal episode on the can, some All-State-itis fender benders where they're yapping away on the phone, and then hang up when hey see us turn the corner, to begin the Academy Award performance. I didn't know a 10 mph MVA w/ only paint transfer could cause dizziness, a H/A, and 10/10 neck/back pain. Or, I just got released from the hospital this morning for flu/bronchitis/feel-me-bads, got my script at CVS, took it around noon, and now it's 1630, I still feel lousy, and need to go back to the ED. Or maybe a NH altered mental status in the dementia ward. Maybe have the doc stop adding on more pain meds, and they won't be so out of it.