I like to tell (the same) jokes to patients to help lighten the mood and get people to relax. What patient friendly jokes do you have? Here are some of mine: Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? It's okay, he work up. Why did the aligator wear a vest? because he was an in-vest-i-gator How much beer does it take to get a tropical bird drunk? Two-cans Why did the can crusher quit his job? it was soda pressing (before IV stick) Don't worry, this won't hurt me any.