crazycajun
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It seems this time every year my fellow coworkers and I like to reflect on the most outrageous calls on Thanksgiving and Black Friday that we have had over the years. Thought this would be a good time to share my favorites with the rest of you and hopefully you will share yours.
Thanksgiving
Called to a multiple stabbing to find two brothers in handcuffs with superficial stab wounds to the upper extremities. It seems there was a disagreement on who would get the last turkey leg. While treating them both the argument continued. From what I hear it also continued well into the night after they were both booked in the county jail.
Black Friday
Called to the scene for a manager at Target with unknown injuries. Upon arrival found two women in their 60's with bruises and battle scars being detained by security and the manager with lacerations to the face and arms. The manager explained that the two women wanted the same bicycle for their grandchildren. He went on to say that before he knew it, these sweet little old ladies began shouting, cursing and then fist fighting in the middle of the store. He stated that when he tried to break them up they turned on him, blaming him for only one bike being left. I asked how that worked out for him and he stated "Man them old ladies just beat the hell out of me! If it wasn't for security I think they would have killed me!" Trying not to laugh I asked one of the women if they really would have killed him. She simply replied "Damn Right"
Thanksgiving
Called to a multiple stabbing to find two brothers in handcuffs with superficial stab wounds to the upper extremities. It seems there was a disagreement on who would get the last turkey leg. While treating them both the argument continued. From what I hear it also continued well into the night after they were both booked in the county jail.
Black Friday
Called to the scene for a manager at Target with unknown injuries. Upon arrival found two women in their 60's with bruises and battle scars being detained by security and the manager with lacerations to the face and arms. The manager explained that the two women wanted the same bicycle for their grandchildren. He went on to say that before he knew it, these sweet little old ladies began shouting, cursing and then fist fighting in the middle of the store. He stated that when he tried to break them up they turned on him, blaming him for only one bike being left. I asked how that worked out for him and he stated "Man them old ladies just beat the hell out of me! If it wasn't for security I think they would have killed me!" Trying not to laugh I asked one of the women if they really would have killed him. She simply replied "Damn Right"
