Forum Game... "Good Wish/Bad Wish"

granted.

you buy a new(er) car, but while your driving it off the lot you get hit by an 18 wheeler like that movie In Good Company. Sucks.

I wish that my lost kitten would be magically back home.
 
Granted, the cat comes home, however is infected with the West Nile Virus, HIV, Bird Flu, plague, and rabies...cat bites everyone in th ejugular and the runs off again...everyone bit gets 3 months of quarentine time in lovely Ft. Meade under armed Marine Guard...

I wish that it would snow 12" Sunday after I get off work...
 
granted

it snows 12"....every 3 hours.....the power goes out, the state declares a state of emergency, fema comes to town and wants you to head up relief efforts, the prez says your doing 'one heckova job', then fires you because he needs a scapegoat, but then hires you to head up a Congressional investigative committe on why things screwed up, your book goes best seller and you retire a bizillionaire....

i wish pigs could fly....

~S~
 
Wish Granted.

Pigs begin flying all over the land. Then, without warning one of those flying swine flies straight into a 747 causing it to crash in the middle of LA. The world goes bonkers thinking now the terrorists are brainwashing flying pigs into wiping out civilization as we know it. Since you made the wish, a mob hunts you down, strings you up to a tree, attaches wings to you and begins calling "HEEEERRREE PIIGGGIIEE!!!"


I wish I had a better bike to ride on my daily bike rides.
 
Woo hoo! Your fairy godmother brings you a rocket bike!

At first it's wonderful, as you fly across the land smiting evil all over the place.

Then, one day, someone replaces your regular coffee with decaf, and in your resultant fury you go on a destructive rampage. By nightfall, New York, Paris, and Tokyo are burning.

I want a longer vacation.
 
Hey Alex,
What kinda photos do we need? Nudes? :roflmao:

-CP

Wish granted but you get a permanent unpaid vacation with a pink slip...

I wish my was automatically force fetched and ran like a GPS guided missle.

-CP
 
"I wish my was automatically force fetched and ran like a GPS guided missle."

Wish granted but in your haste, you left out the words "toilet paper"...

"I wish my "toilet paper" was automatically force fetched and ran like a GPS guided missle.

Now, you deal with it...hehehehehe

I wish my wallet was never empty.
 
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You wallet isn't empty. You have 3 credit cards that are maxed out, and some burger King coupons from 3 years ago.

I wish I had a girlfriend.....
 
Wish granted.

You meet the most beautiful girl you have ever laid eyes on. She is sweet, kind, careing, has a well paying job, listens to your kind of music, cooks your favorite foods perfectly, loves sports, drives a Mercedes, has a country home in Vermont, and for whatever reason she thinks you are the most wonderful man ever. 4 months into the relationship he confesses to multiple surgeries and you are devastated...


I wish I had a yacht.
 
wish granted...however two days after your yacht magically appears the world goes into an ice age freezing you and your yacht somewhere in the middle of the pacific ocean...

I wish that the winter olympics were over...
 
wish granted

However as the winter olympics end they realize that they missed several events important events, the event is held in your town and as they light the torch the wind carries the flames to your house burning up all your possessions

I wish the world was rid of idiots
 
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Wish granted, the world explodes.


I wish I had patience.
 
Granted. But you go nuts and strangle the first boring person you come in contact with.

I wish I had a giant inflatable balloon thing to jump around in while drinking. :P
 
wish granted.

You are hopping around on your "pogo-ball" (yes I remember and I had one) while swigging Boones Strawberry Hill when all of a sudden the pogoball pops and you crack your teeth on the bottle which in turn breaks and sends the business end of the bottle through your hard palette and and you fall onto the pavement, the bottle hits the pavement and hammers the bottle deep into your brain. Your family sues pogo-ball, but they are already bankrupt and no longer a viable organization.

I wish I had a nymphomaniac girlfriend who only speaks hungarian.
 
wish granted..however after a four day sex-ca-pade you lose your job, all your friends leave you, and your house gets repo'ed...while doing your business on the lawn, the hungarian speaking nypho realizes that you are a broke, job-less guy and decides to pack up and move next door with your neighbor porn star ron jeremy...

i wish i could hear what girls are thinking...
 
wish granted.

however you end up hearing every thought from all woman simultaneously. After three nights of hearing about all the styles of dooney and burke purses and who has the best lowfat muffins, you shoot yourself in the head at the precise moment when you begin to hear what women really think of men, but of course, it's too late.

I wish I had a toyota tacoma extended cab 4x4 monster truck... bright red.
 
wish granted but you get a lemon and you end up losing money while getting the whole hassle straightened out and your still stuck with the lemon.

I wish the local EMS company would hire me and apologize for their hatefulness towards me.
 
Wish granted.

While working one day you're called to your neighbours house, hes having the big one. Since everyone at the house knows you, they expect you to save the guy, but you cant. The family gets mad at you and sues you, and the rest of your neighbours refuse to call the local ambulance anymore because they're afraid you'll kill their loved ones. The amublance servies goes out of business and you're back where you started...except with more enemies.

I wish I had the nerve to tell people whats really on my mind, good or bad.
 
wish granted..while your nerve is now strong your jaw is not...while telling the 300 pound man at the bar "what you are thinking" he displays it with a hay-maker to your face..breaking your jaw causing you can have your jaw reset and wired shut for two months...enjoy drinking from a straw.

I wish that that nurses and doctors realized that emt's were more than ambulance drivers
 
Wish granted:

In thier realization they all apply to become EMT's and Medics, most of them get hired replaceing the less experiences EMT's and medics on the road and realize in the first week of calls they can't hack it. Half of them puke and leave the scene (and the job) the other half kill thier pt on the way to the ER. By the way there's no one working in the ER, the medical system as we know it crumbles and we are left to rebuild it.


I wish I had some bacon for breakfast.
 
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