Almost as obsene as the animal love thread........

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.
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There goes the myth that men know how to use their "tools".
 
Different strokes for different folks, I s'pose...
 
thats the problem with homemade toys.... never as good as the stuff you can buy
 
What puzzles me even more than the story are some of the comments written in response to it.
 
Oh, I remember this. And yes, I thought it's Honorable Mention-worthy too.

You know, even if it had functioned properly, I can't imagine that combination of speed and force being enjoyable.
 
wow! What could you say to that one? lol
 
I'm all for trying new and "fun" things... but ne potentionally pleasuring thing that involves a saw is out of the question!
 
.... (Speechless).... :wacko:
 
I remember a call, 14 year old girl standing, one foot each, on two kitchen chairs. Broom handle was the toy of choice... a chair slipped, the broom didn't, she came down hard - on the broom. You'd have thought the broom was up in the diaphram.

I was shocked to learn that she was treated, released a few days later, and probably will still be able to have children! (How she delt with telling her parents what happened - that I'll never know).
 
Sounds like xkcd has been reading these news.
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Hypnotist321 said:
I remember a call, 14 year old girl standing, one foot each, on two kitchen chairs. Broom handle was the toy of choice... a chair slipped, the broom didn't, she came down hard - on the broom. You'd have thought the broom was up in the diaphram.

I was shocked to learn that she was treated, released a few days later, and probably will still be able to have children! (How she delt with telling her parents what happened - that I'll never know).
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O_O You can't make this stuff up!
 
That's nuts... when i was in highschool a girl on the bus got caught using a soda bottle... yuck
 
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