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    The one piece of advice you wish you had gotten...

    Never ride with a guy whose nickname is CRASH and he has a certificate saying he hasn't crashed a rig in 45 days.
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    Funny mistakes in patient charts

    best laugh I've had in a while. I can't wait for more.
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    When is it OK to pee in your pants

    I went to the morgue to visit my cousin that was working there. He took me to where they were soaking one of the bodies. The damned thing sat up when the muscles contracted and gas passed through the larynx and made that weird ominous ghostly sound. I never knew I could move that fast...
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    Martial Arts

    isnt that always the case, though?
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    Funny one liners you've said to overheard to a patient

    My favorite question to ask... You put what, WHERE?!
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    Random funny EMS videos

    LMAO!! Oh man, reminds me an EMT student that was getting the IV line into the hand and turned comletely green before anything began. I thought he was going to pass out or vomit. These are the kinds of people I bust out the 16 to 12-guage needles attached to the 50cc syringes...
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    working for the fire dept.

    Ours is completely separate.
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    Should your jacket be black or green?

    Its like having construction crews change from all white shirts that they used to wear on highway/street front jobs to day glow shirts. Visibility is a safety issue.
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    Random funny EMS videos

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    Random funny EMS videos

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    What made you join EMS?

    go for your DPH
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    working for the fire dept.

    Sorry, I'm unable to give you the kind of information you seek. Here, the fire and EMS don't really play well together. EMS generally sees fire as the guys that get in the way. Fire looks at EMS as the pushy guys who just transport the patient to the hospital. Oh, fire likes to stay...
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    You did WHAT with THAT?!

    Had a man with a bottle stuck up his ***. what people stick inside themselves is way beyond me.
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    You did WHAT with THAT?!

    Had a female ER tech that was trying to put in a catheter in an elderly man's urethra. He kept getting a hard on evertime she touched his penis. Finally she got so grossed out from this old man that she asked a rather large, generally angry male EMT in the ER to do it for her. He was still...
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    Matching underwear

    hahahahahahahaha......oh man, reminds me of a very "stained" underwear I came across that made me wish I had double gloves on.
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    Vegetarian

    I'm vegan. Its not that I'm minusing the meat and animal products from my meals, I'm replacing them with more veggies and whole grains. Try looking up Dr. Terry Shintani and a book called "Foods That Cause Weight Loss" It gives you an idea of what else you can eat instead of...
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    What made you join EMS?

    Its not a stagnant job.
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    Matching underwear

    There was a call to the downtown business district of a man who had cardiac arrest. Get there, he's unresponsive, open up his suit, and shirt.....he's wearing a beautiful red lacy bra. This guy looked so normal and like your average accountant or lawyer type. Found out from the ER...
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    Is there room for a 19 year old in the EMT world?

    This is ours. Click here I think the EMT program is a good foot in the door for Brian on his pathway to the MD
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    My first water rescue save!

    What an cute story. I don't think I've ever gotten warm and fuzzy about any of the human patients.
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