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    Self-Defense for EMS providers

    This has actually been an issue with me in the past couple weeks. I was not yet cleared to drive the ambulance and my partner and I had gotten a few 5150 interfacility transfers that stated the PT was a danger to others. We arent allowed to restrain the pt if they are not uncooperative or...
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    Parasitic Extraction

    Hey, nothing wrong with that. I would have lost my toe in 1999 if I hadn't operated on myself.... ;) [/b] Me too! And when I ended up actually going in to the foot surgeon he said I did a pretty good job. :P
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    Sick E.M.S. JOKES

    Thats what I do to myself whenever an old lady wants to show me exactly where her cathedor is leaking...
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    This is just gross

    We responded to a shortness of breath the other day for a lady who witnessed and injury like that at the beach. It's amazing how you can feel parts of your body tingle when you see them injured on other people. *leg tingles*
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    now here's something you don't read everyday

    There was actually a documentary about this on discovery health channel. Intersting to see it, I guess there was a lot of controversy about if it was a real baby or just a tumor.
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    When what you see doesnt match what you hear...

    I ran a call the other night... 1 y/o 2nd degree burns to his left leg, butt and groin. Turns out the 11 year old cousin was bathing the baby and didnt check the water temp. The story didnt completely check out because they said that the cousin had put the baby in the tub and left it there...
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    THIS JUST IN!

    Someone should tell him he missed a spot.
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    When your partner feels "sick"

    You know I am BLS now... I read medical as Medi-Cal (the insurance all of my not sick pt's have)
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    I've got a secret...

    My favorite cereal at the moment is still Kix!!!!
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    How safety forces hose the public...

    I agree with emt/fr... he wont be complaining when he gets into an accident or sprains his ankle.
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    Everyone Please Read

    I actually have been approached a few times by these "perfume people" and I never passed out. The perfumes are definitely cheap imposters though... and the prices were jacked up because they had added "phermones" or something to it so your partner would find you sexier. (like it's possible!!!!)
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    Hi everybody! (In my best Dr. Nick voice)

    :D :D :D :D Welcome!!!! I am like Jon except I started as an EMT and I currently work as an EMT. So actually I'm not like Jon... I'm just normal.
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    The 2-Headed Monster

    TMI [/b] that definitely got my attention! :o bat nipples.... oooh laaa wee! :wub: :wub:
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    Divert?

    yeah... not enough hair or... but the other male dimention is too large from what i've heard. [/b] that was a homo-statement.
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    Uploads Working, and Advertising Members Updated

    Yea... I was joking. No, I have black hair. [/b] Really???? :P
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    Naked doctor rushes to rescue man

    35 [/b] Do I have a custom title yet?
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    Naked doctor rushes to rescue man

    Ahhhh Powers that be... delete my stupidity.
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    "Looking at the fish"

    Drunk Driver?
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    Divert?

    and bigger nostrils. It would be hard to get an NC into a chicken. Besides, I can imagine that 25 LPM up there would feel like the shuttle was taking off. So Jon needs the biggest possible. [/b] Or we could use him as is... human I assume. :P
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    I've got a secret...

    Super glue and chicklets. [/b] just take some Fukitol and throw the teeth away.
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