Celtictigeress
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I had to do the parent career day BS for my nephew (for some reason his moms Homelife is boring as he puts it)
And I quote "This is my Aunt Kat and shes walking cucumber but she also does ambulance driving on the side"
Im in the Guard need I say more?? as for the Ambulance driver my response was
"Good afternoon kids, while you are being told I am an ambulance driver that couldnt be further from the truth We dont drive am,bulances we are a shrink for the mental people, we are a drug fix for fiends, we kiss boo boos on children, and we are a guarenteed ride of transport for the drunks, we also get you into the er..." I got that far before he pipes up "you forgot to mention that your mean, and that your a butt spanker and that you cook and your our maid" *Lifts a brow* I should have strangled him
And I quote "This is my Aunt Kat and shes walking cucumber but she also does ambulance driving on the side"
Im in the Guard need I say more?? as for the Ambulance driver my response was
"Good afternoon kids, while you are being told I am an ambulance driver that couldnt be further from the truth We dont drive am,bulances we are a shrink for the mental people, we are a drug fix for fiends, we kiss boo boos on children, and we are a guarenteed ride of transport for the drunks, we also get you into the er..." I got that far before he pipes up "you forgot to mention that your mean, and that your a butt spanker and that you cook and your our maid" *Lifts a brow* I should have strangled him