What happens when a shelf full of Charmin falls on your patient?

Hockey · Mar 1, 2011

Soft tissue injury

lightsandsirens5 · Mar 1, 2011

Oh my gosh that is HILARIOUS!!!! I needed to laugh. Thank you so much! :-D That seriously just made my whole day brighter!

Anjel · Mar 1, 2011

hahaha amazing.

I definitely needed the laugh too

NomadicMedic · Mar 1, 2011

If you just flat out tell someone they're ugly and hurt their feelings, would that be considered blunt trauma?

lightsandsirens5 · Mar 1, 2011

If you are always parking illegally you have Parkingzones Disease.

reaper86 · Mar 2, 2011

If someone chokes on their own saliva, is it considered suicide?

firetender · Mar 2, 2011

reaper86 said:
If someone chokes on their own saliva, is it considered suicide?

If that happens while he/she is in hysterics then it would be mans/laughter

Forrest · Mar 19, 2011

What did the dispatcher tell to the guy who was choking on peanut butter?

The paramedics will be there in a jiffy!