Meanwhile, over at the other end of the spectrum/universe from my OP...
I was up at the helipad yesterday because I like to watch helicopters which are very rare here. I've been told most of the choppers here are Vietnam war relics mostly reserved for ferrying VIPs around. (On a good day in bright light I can tell a helicopter from a hot air balloon so I don't have a clue what they are here).
And this chopper comes in to land. It's a big helipad. I've seen 3 choppers sitting on the ground there. In he comes and ... and ... hover, drift over here, over there, goes up a little, down a little, crosses the entire area once and goes back up maybe 100 feet, down again, noses across the entire area, tries to back up... all told, no exaggeration, more than 3 minutes to get the skids on the ground.
At one point I was thinking self preservation. Could I run fast enough if he looked like he was going to pile in?
Then a little counterpoint. People mill around for a while then a car pulls up and a rather glamorous woman gets out. She dons a jump suit over her clothes, strolls over to the chopper, spools it up ignoring the people hurrying to get clear, pops it into the air a few feet then takes off backwards, pivots and is heading for the horizon.
You need some banner, wave a huge flag, some fireworks maybe, to differentiaite between you and the know all see all end all be all mega mouths* heavily populating the threads.
* Unlike me. I enjoy an occasional meal of humble pie and learning something new. Got some words of wisdom? Lay it on me! Correction? Let's hear it! Need citations (that a web search wouldn't instantly turn up? I can usually dig them up, maybe with pictures.
PS I'm glad I didn't mention some of the other chopper escapades I've seen that made me go 'Did I really see that?'. The Chinook prancing and dancing the CGAS or army reserve does can get close to causing cardiac arrhythmias)
Chinook: RBMF 2R2E Flight crew: "We only got one engine lit so we're going slow." Me: .oO(SAY WHAT? You can lose an engine and keep on trucking?)