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'If women are so perfect at multitasking , how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'​



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'If women are so perfect at multitasking , how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'​



:lol:


hahahahaha, thats our excuse, silly. What is means is "I don't want to have sex right now, but, I have no other good reason." Duh!
 

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I have not been having a good day at work and this made me lol at my desk thanks!
 

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I used to have a boyfriend who would put chocolate on his penis whenever he wanted sex. Perhaps putting aspirin on the penis would do the trick.

wasn't expecting that one lol
 

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I used to have a boyfriend who would put chocolate on his penis whenever he wanted sex. Perhaps putting aspirin on the penis would do the trick.

Uhhhmmm...tmi.
 

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Okay, I apologize. I have a bad and crude sense of humor, don't always think things through before I say them. ... sorry :(
 

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Lol... Sex is also the number one stress releif. IT's funny cuz ppl who are stressed don't want to because it makes them feel lazy or tired... but if they would only do the act they would prolly feel much better.
 

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Okay, I apologize. I have a bad and crude sense of humor, don't always think things through before I say them. ... sorry :(

I thought it was funny. I dont know about putting chocolate on the tip but a condom works well at getting the message across too ; )
 
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I used to have a boyfriend who would put chocolate on his penis whenever he wanted sex. Perhaps putting aspirin on the penis would do the trick.

Then you could take it orally or as a supository..........your choice
 

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