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abckidsmom said:
All the other long threads I've ever seen crashed and just gave the white screen of death over a couple thousand posts. This one is just amazing, it keeps going and going and going.
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It's the energizer bunny of threads.
 
I hate having recurrent sinus trouble. I especially hate it since it became such a pain in the butt to procure pseudoephedrine.
 
usafmedic45 said:
I hate having recurrent sinus trouble. I especially hate it since it became such a pain in the butt to procure pseudoephedrine.
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I think one of my favorite things about my job is the large box pseudophed that I have free access too. Mind you for sinus pain, not meth production.
 
Tigger said:
I think one of my favorite things about my job is the large box pseudophed that I have free access too. Mind you for sinus pain, not meth production.
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I was about to say. :glare:
 
I am so thankful for firefighters today, out of three calls we've lifted a combined total of 1300 lbs...
 
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fast65 said:
I am so thankful for firefighters today, out of three calls we've lifted a combined total of 1300 lbs...
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Thanksgiving's over, you don't have to pretend to be grateful for water jockeys anymore :P

(Tongue in cheek)
 
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fast65 said:
I am so thankful for firefighters today, out of three calls we've lifted a combined total of 1300 lbs...
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Yep there's nothing more heartwarming than a bunch of healthy backs rolling up in the big red truck as your staring down at a 450 pound man that fell out of his scooter in a walmart.
 
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adamjh3 said:
Thanksgiving's over, you don't have to pretend to be grateful for water jockeys anymore :P

(Tongue in cheek)
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Only for today :P
 
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Gotta love that moment when dispatch forgets what time you get off. I was supposed to get of at 8pm. Dispatch gives us a call at 7:00 that we have to drive 30 mins to pick up. Then transport 2 hours one way. Then drive back 2 hours refuel and then put the unit out of service and get the unit ready for end of shift. Plus on our way back we are going to stop for food so we can finally eat something today. It's going to be at least 5 hours of Double Time Pay so it's not all bad.

I know the supervisors are going to be chewing out a certain dispatcher tomorrow for having us take this call.
 
Show of hands if whenever you see one of those brass scrotums hanging from a trailer hitch, you want to follow that vehicle with the intent of breaking their windows with said scrotum.
 
How to tell you're an EMS veteran dating someone in EMS
When you send them the following text message when you hear them get dispatched on a gunshot wound call.: "Be safe. Hope they are DOA"
 
adamjh3 said:
Show of hands if whenever you see one of those brass scrotums hanging from a trailer hitch, you want to follow that vehicle with the intent of breaking their windows with said scrotum.
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*raises hand*
 
usafmedic45 said:
How to tell you're an EMS veteran dating someone in EMS
When you send them the following text message when you hear them get dispatched on a gunshot wound call.: "Be safe. Hope they are DOA"
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Doubly if you send them "Pick me up a soda and some snacks" after you realize the call is probably at one of three gas stations at that location.
 
I almost drove through the police tape already up at the scene... oops!
 
I should be sleeping, but I'm thinking MW3 party at quarters with my partner :D
 
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katgrl2003 said:
Get them yourself... lazy :censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored:. :P
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LOL But you were already right there! You could have just asked the homicide detectives and deputy coroner to step aside, stop interviewing the clerk and paid for the stuff. "Look, if you insist on continuing to talk to him, let's make him multitask. OK?" ^_^
 
usafmedic45 said:
LOL But you were already right there! You could have just asked the homicide detectives and deputy coroner to step aside, stop interviewing the clerk and paid for the stuff. "Look, if you insist on continuing to talk to him, let's make him multitask. OK?" ^_^
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Always a glass half full kinda guy :P
 
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adamjh3 said:
Thanksgiving's over, you don't have to pretend to be grateful for water jockeys anymore :P

(Tongue in cheek)
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Haha, true, however, I was more than willing to step back and let them handle the heavy lifting today lol.
 
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