abckidsmom
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Yea, but when girls grow up they go back to playing with diapers...
Ewww.
That looks like one of those meth before and after pics.
She was a nutcase, fo sho.
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Ewww.
That looks like one of those meth before and after pics.
She was a nutcase, fo sho.
Just make sure he leaves his cell phone in the car.
Shishkabob
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Right...
I'll just tell my wife it's a mission of mercy so you can see boobs.
Hey now! I see them all the time in my job.
Just rarely the ones that keep me from gagging.
If they touch the floor on either side of the cot they don't count...
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I just discovered the only options for a drink in my house are water, bud light, or tequila...decisions, decisions. Hmmmm.
usafmedic45
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Tequila
Water
Bud Light
In that order of quality....actually, I'd rather drink my own urine than drink Bud Light.
Water
Bud Light
In that order of quality....actually, I'd rather drink my own urine than drink Bud Light.
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Oh and wine. 3 alcoholic to 1 non-alcoholic...oops haha.
You forget I'm a poor per diem intermediate/medic student hahaha hence the bud light.
usafmedic45
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That's no excuse. Quality beer isn't that much more expensive.
Shishkabob
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When I went to PCB for spring break last year, we got CRAP LOAD of Natty light for free at all the bars. Beers' beer, especially when it's free.
And you know how much I dislike beer.
I remember very little of that week.
usafmedic45
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Even free, I have standards.
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That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
bigbaldguy
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I'm at work and I'm pulling a basket full of peanuts out of an over head bin and a bag of peanuts falls out and hits this guy on the head, and I say "wow I'm gonna give you a peanut induced head injury" and the group this guy is sitting with get real quiet and just kind of look at me. The other flight attendant I'm working with leans over to me and says "it sounded like you said you were gonna give this guy a penis induced head injury".
On a related note I just flew to San Diego and back and boy are my arms tired.
On a related note I just flew to San Diego and back and boy are my arms tired.
abckidsmom
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LOL! Watch out for those penises. You just never know...
Shishkabob
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Speaking from experience?
JPINFV
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JPINFV
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Hey... hermaphrodites gotta swim too!h34r:
Board shorts....
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Identity crisis