the 100% directionless thread

Floating in the pool at my condo winding down from a long day. Today. Had to solve the following conundrums.

1. Find a pc way to tell someone that getting a bloody nose from snorting too much hydrocodone is not a valid reason for abusing the 911 system.

2. How to lift a one legged man who had pooped his pants off the ground without getting ick all over me.

3. somehow manage to eat an entire baked potato the size of my thigh without falling into a carb coma.

I successfully managed to solve only 2 of these.
 
bigbaldguy said:
Floating in the pool at my condo winding down from a long day. Today. Had to solve the following conundrums.

1. Find a pc way to tell someone that getting a bloody nose from snorting too much hydrocodone is not a valid reason for abusing the 911 system.

2. How to lift a one legged man who had pooped his pants off the ground without getting ick all over me.

3. somehow manage to eat an entire baked potato the size of my thigh without falling into a carb coma.

I successfully managed to solve only 2 of these.
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Thus the long soak in the pool? Ewwww....
 
Start class on Monday. For a split second I thought tomorrow was Monday. I panicked.

I'll probably panic again tomorrow night. :unsure:
 
My new study room...
 

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JPINFV said:
My new study room...
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Nice.

Im having a picture from the wife's family farm made poster size to hang in my new office. The picture is around sunset looking out over the west Texas landscape. Its my happy place to get away from everything.
 
8jimi8 said:
Looks like a great place for mosquito bites
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There's not much mosquitoes, or really flying bugs at all. The water itself is moving at a pretty decent clip.
 
Electrolytes :wacko:
 
Somehow I got talked into going to rockstar uproar at 3 am. It wasnt such a great idea at 8 this morning. Had an awesome time.though.......avenged sevenfold puts on a great show
PHP:
 
People get off my back, kay ? ^_^
 
rmabrey said:
avenged sevenfold puts on a great show
PHP:
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A7x!!!! They KILL it live. Seen em 3 times, wouldn't hesitate to go again if I get the opportunity.
 
NVRob said:
A7x!!!! They KILL it live. Seen em 3 times, wouldn't hesitate to go again if I get the opportunity.
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It was the second time seeing three days grace and they rocked as usual. First time seeing A7x, seether, bullet for my valentine, and sevendust. Also got to see Hell or Highwater, Art of dying, escape the fate and Blacktide. Once I got passed the hangover it was pretty much the best day ever.
 
Happy said:
Do you even know what I am referencing to ? No.
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Well, I'm assuming it's the vast collection of times people have been riding your butt for all the pot stirring you've been doing as of late. If that's not it, it damn well should be. The only person on this forum who should get away with that much controversy is me and that's only because, unlike some, I have the real EMS experience to back it up along with all the scientific underpinnings.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lrs-aPUQZc[/YOUTUBE]
 
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God thank you for Pringles.:wub:
 
usafmedic45 said:
Well, I'm assuming it's the vast collection of times people have been riding your butt for all the pot stirring you've been doing as of late. If that's not it, it damn well should be. The only person on this forum who should get away with that much controversy is me and that's only because I have the real EMS experience to back it up along with all the scientific underpinnings.
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No, it isn't, but good guess. As to the pot stirring, people get mad because I have an opinion and voice is accordingly. As to the underlined, I don't know why. There are other people on this forum.
 
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