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So I end up having to give an interview to a TV station, and they misspell my name.
 
usalsfyre said:
So I end up having to give an interview to a TV station, and they misspell my name.
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Don't feel bad mate, people get Brown's name wrong all the freaking time

Brown has been called Steve, Mark, Dean, Fin, Vin, Sam and Jelly Bean :whacko:

... and Brown's name is THREE FREAKING LETTERS!

... what's worse is Kate's mum (Mother in Law Brown) can't even remember Brown's name and she looks at Brown like Brown has two heads whenever Brown speaks! :D
 
usalsfyre said:
Not my fault for once! Commanded a house fire and IC gets to talk to the media unfortunately.
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"Commanded" a house fire? Isn't that basically...
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSiwoKCiy-s[/YOUTUBE]
 
Brown is surprised the Fire Service wasn't falling all over themselves to get on the telly

Kyle? That's almost as bad as Linarse's name being Steve :D

</taking the piss>
 
Took a patient from ICU back to her nursing home yesterday, the staff had rolled her onto the floor when they were changing her sheets. She began to call us worthless pigs to the people that dropped her in the first place. :glare:
 
usalsfyre said:
Not my fault for once! Commanded a house fire and IC gets to talk to the media unfortunately.
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I "commanded" a rollover last night.


I had to be less than nice to get civilians off of my scene. We had people pulling up and getting out to 'help'... even though we had an ambulance, engine, brush truck and multiple cop cars on scene.
 
JPINFV said:
"Commanded" a house fire? Isn't that basically...
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSiwoKCiy-s[/YOUTUBE]
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This was on the sidebar of the Fire SUV video:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vE9Zq7Gs-U&feature=autoplay&list=WL88D3265A9881929A&index=1&playnext=1[/YOUTUBE]
 
Prince of Persia: One of the worst movies I've ever watched.
 
abckidsmom said:
This was on the sidebar of the Fire SUV video:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vE9Zq7Gs-U&feature=autoplay&list=WL88D3265A9881929A&index=1&playnext=1[/YOUTUBE]
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

That was an expensive mistake
 
So a 3yo kid at my nephews birthday fell four feet face first from the slide onto the concrete. I wander over and get told "give us some room" okay... ill take my patch and go sit in the air condition. Naaahh.... his head hurts and hes not behaving right.. dont take him to the er, hes fine really. Im sure all your mommy education far surpasses mine.

Im going back on the slip and slide.

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Sasha said:
So a 3yo kid at my nephews birthday fell four feet face first from the slide onto the concrete. I wander over and get told "give us some room" okay... ill take my patch and go sit in the air condition. Naaahh.... his head hurts and hes not behaving right.. dont take him to the er, hes fine really. Im sure all your mommy education far surpasses mine.

Im going back on the slip and slide.

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Still haven't found an appropriate location to sew my patch on my swim trunks... :wacko:
 
fma08 said:
Still haven't found an appropriate location to sew my patch on my swim trunks... :wacko:
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Me either...however, I have found plenty of inappropriate locations

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