the 100% directionless thread

foxfire said:
He has a very good idea. I have the youngsters from my herd penned in the back half of the yard. Saves on gas , fertilizes the grass, and you get to have a BBQ at the end of the season.B)
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There's an area near the lax airport where they can't run heavy mowers so the airport authority hires a guy to bring in a heard of goats a couple of times a month to clear it out.
 
Local service dispatched to a naked man hanging from a hotel balcony with Rapid eye movement.


Man I need a job, Im missing all kinds of fun
 
rmabrey said:
Local service dispatched to a naked man hanging from a hotel balcony with Rapid eye movement.


Man I need a job, Im missing all kinds of fun
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If you want to see naked men, there are websites for that...
 
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rmabrey said:
Local service dispatched to a naked man hanging from a hotel balcony with Rapid eye movement.


Man I need a job, Im missing all kinds of fun
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[insert "Was the hanging naked man well hung?" joke here]
 
Hey everyone I have decide to back out of hiding. Been try for awhile with the army. Still am for another two months, hope everything is going great with everyone
 
EMT11KDL said:
Hey everyone I have decide to back out of hiding. Been try for awhile with the army. Still am for another two months, hope everything is going great with everyone
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You can't have your office back. I already moved my stuff into it. Finders keepers and all that.
 
I didn't steal the coffee machine.
 
rmabrey said:
Local service dispatched to a naked man hanging from a hotel balcony with Rapid eye movement.


Man I need a job, Im missing all kinds of fun
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I dont know who is sicker, the naked man, the balcony with rapid eye movement or the person who wants to see all of it. Lol!!!

(Sorry, I love picking on grammar.) :-P
 
So....it is 80 degrees outside, the heater is on inside, the thermostat is locked and I can't get ahold of the the boss to find out how to change the thermostat. Maybe I'll just sleep in the amb tonight, plugged into shore power, with the AC in the back as high as it'll go. :D
 
In chat with an oxygen tank.

U mad i have this red stapler?
 
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My search-fu is getting better. I only found a couple hundred threads on AMR
 
Is acetyl in acetylsalicylic acid the same acetyl in acetyl-CoA?
 
Aprz said:
Is acetyl in acetylsalicylic acid the same acetyl in acetyl-CoA?
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Same base. acetyl-CoA is formed after nutralization forming sodium salt. AcH in raw form is a health hazard and is considered a HMS.
 
apparently the local AMR doesn't test on skills. This is good news......im sick of looking at those sheets.
 
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Company skill testing isn't necessarily as bad. The people running them aren't NREMT proctors, so as long as you hit the majority of points it's fine. Most places, for example, aren't going to fail you because you didn't provide oxygen to a patient who didn't need it.
 
I'd REALLY like to see my service start using our high fidelity simulator as part of our medic hiring process.
 
JPINFV said:
Company skill testing isn't necessarily as bad. The people running them aren't NREMT proctors, so as long as you hit the majority of points it's fine. Most places, for example, aren't going to fail you because you didn't provide oxygen to a patient who didn't need it.
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When we tested we had an idea of our random 24 hours in advance so things like splinting and bleeding control I dont have the sheet memorized. Doesnt mean I dont know what to do.....just might not be NREMT standards. And for the life of me I cant remember the steps in AED
 
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