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Nurse: Here is you on-dance-stron
Brown: You mean on-dan-set-ron?
Nurse: Stop taking the piss
Brown: I'm not!, thats how I thought it was pronounced
Nurse: Yeah OK ....

And Brown thought generic names where supposed to make things easier? :D
 
MrBrown said:
Nurse: Here is you on-dance-stron
Brown: You mean on-dan-set-ron?
Nurse: Stop taking the piss
Brown: I'm not!, thats how I thought it was pronounced
Nurse: Yeah OK ....

And Brown thought generic names where supposed to make things easier? :D
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I've always thought that med sounded like it's named after a robot.
 
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I used to have a difficult time saying albuterol, lol. Should've seen all the EMT students that had a difficult time saying atenolol when we were doing cardiac scenarios when I played the patient.
 
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Aprz said:
I used to have a difficult time saying albuterol, lol. Should've seen all the EMT students that had a difficult time saying atenolol when we were doing cardiac scenarios when I played the patient.
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I still get my tongue all tangled up when I am speaking English let alone drug names.:wacko:
 
Failed the chicken nugget challenge
 
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hotel has been riding all day. :)
 
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I will pay someone 100 dollars to come clean my condo for me. It's only 600 square feet and was cleaned as recently as 1974. Any takers?
 
If you call 911, you're asking for my help. If you're asking for my help, take my damn medical advice and forget your hard headedness, because I know a helluva lot more about medicine than you.

Could have saved a $15,000 helicopter flight (that you wont pay) and your heart.
 
bigbaldguy said:
I will pay someone 100 dollars to come clean my condo for me. It's only 600 square feet and was cleaned as recently as 1974. Any takers?
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Throw in a DVD copy of The Goonies, and you have a deal.
 
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Currently on paid administrative leave while admin "investigates an incident". Being paid to sit at home isn't as much fun as you'd think...
 
usalsfyre said:
Currently on paid administrative leave while admin "investigates an incident". Being paid to sit at home isn't as much fun as you'd think...
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Dude, I seriously hope they get the wits about them on this issue. So dumb.


Atleast they have the courtesy of still paying.
 
Im a dumbass. I told a hospice pt to get well soon. Durrr
 
Sasha said:
Im a dumbass. I told a hospice pt to get well soon. Durrr
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Reminds me of the card Larry the cable guy got for his mom's funeral, "Get well soon".

Hey we all say things with no harm intended. I'm sure like myself it will not be your last misspeak.
 
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Lost my sunglasses. Didnt like any at the mall stand and only has 20 bucks on me. The lady gave me a pair of mens sunglasses.

Theyre so totally mens glasses.... i feel like a trend setter
 
I was just asked by my little 3 year old cousin if I'm from their world.
 
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