the 100% directionless thread

Why the heck can't my septic tank alarm ever go off at some reasonable hour. Like say, oh 10 AM? But oh no! It can't go off then. Everyone is up and awake. No no. It has to go off at 16 minutes after midnight. Or some other such ungodly hour.

Oh joy!!! :-S
 
You know... I can think of a worse time for it to go off... like 15 minutes after too late.
 
You know... I can think of a worse time for it to go off... like 15 minutes after too late.

I can distinctly remember a few years ago standing at an intersection with massive storm damage and hearing the tornado warning sirens go off...









...for the tornado that had hit the intersection 10 minutes prior to our arrival.
 
Tornado hit last night, did some heavy damage, ended up responding with local FD as mutual EMS (am on medical director list for the county), destroyed silos, barns, houses.. Pics to come, there is no telling what my holter monitor has recorded during all that, I think I am gonna be in trouble with the cardiologist.
 
And my partner called out... again. I'm going to run out of stuff to clean at station.
 
I should've known better. You people kill me. Hahaha
 
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I should've known better. You people kill me. Hahaha

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I think it's a requirement that you have an IQ of less than 80 to work in a financial aid office.
 
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...but I can't talk about most of the "7 words you can't say on TV" without getting banned. However I do agree that "tits" doesn't belong on the list. It's a friendly word, after all. Sounds like a snack...
 
...but I can't talk about most of the "7 words you can't say on TV" without getting banned. However I do agree that "tits" doesn't belong on the list. It's a friendly word, after all. Sounds like a snack...

It is! Tater t*ts

A book everyone should read: Unbroken: A World War II Story of Survival, Resilience, and Redemption. Hands down, the best book I've ever read. It tells the story of Louie Zamperini, and is written by Laura Hillenbrand, the same woman who wrote Seabiscuit.

Amazon said:
Growing up in California in the 1920s, Louie was a hellraiser, stealing everything edible that he could carry, staging elaborate pranks, getting in fistfights, and bedeviling the local police. But as a teenager, he emerged as one of the greatest runners America had ever seen, competing at the 1936 Berlin Olympics, where he put on a sensational performance, crossed paths with Hitler, and stole a German flag right off the Reich Chancellery. He was preparing for the 1940 Olympics, and closing in on the fabled four-minute mile, when World War II began. Louie joined the Army Air Corps, becoming a bombardier. Stationed on Oahu, he survived harrowing combat, including an epic air battle that ended when his plane crash-landed, some six hundred holes in its fuselage and half the crew seriously wounded. ... Louie’s journey had only just begun.


http://www.amazon.com/Unbroken-Worl...4163/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1301002620&sr=8-1
 
Watching a big brush fire threaten our parent's / our future home on the news... boyfriend is on the line. Lots of family and friends in the area evacuated. Being on the other side stinks. I'd ask for prayers or something if I was more religious.
 
I'd ask for prayers or something if I was more religious.

I'd offer prayers if I was more religious, but know my positive thoughts are with you and yours.
 
Watching a big brush fire threaten our parent's / our future home on the news... boyfriend is on the line. Lots of family and friends in the area evacuated. Being on the other side stinks. I'd ask for prayers or something if I was more religious.

You have medicRob's prayers. :)
 
Watched first episode of Trauma. Yup that's about all I got say about that.
 
Watching a big brush fire threaten our parent's / our future home on the news... boyfriend is on the line. Lots of family and friends in the area evacuated. Being on the other side stinks. I'd ask for prayers or something if I was more religious.

You have l&s5's prayers, even if you don't ask for them. :)

Lucid, is that the Douglas Co. Wildfire or the Jefferson Co. one?

The fire in Douglas Co. looks a lot like a fire we had out here last year. Slide Creek. We lost 1,000 plus acres and a bunch of homes.
 
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Watched first episode of Trauma. Yup that's about all I got say about that.

@bigbaldguy

One of the forum members told me in chat the other day that I reminded them of "Rabbit", I was like, "Dude, if I did half the stupid and crazy $@!t that rabbit got away with, I would be:

1. Fired
2. License Suspended.
3. Prosecuted.

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The funny thing is, if they made a show like that about EMS or HEMS and depicted how it really is, no one would watch it.

Dialysis Transfer, ICU Transfer, Doctors Appointment, etc.

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@Everyone

I am feelin like putting on my cowboy hat, drinking a beer, and singing some Keith Whitley to a very ugly woman.
 
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