the 100% directionless thread

The meanest prank is to make a craiglist ad for a really cheap and nice car. Put your ex's number there as the seller and see how many calls they get. My ex got 30 calls in 5 min. She was pretttttyyyy pissed.
 
Bah, I'm having a bad day. I lost my wallet with everything in it. I didn't have too much things in it, but sucks that I reported it missing to my bank and credit card company to cancel the old cards and get new ones. I need to go to DMV to get a new driver license and ambulance driver cert. Gotta go to my local EMS agency to get a new card. Then I think I have to go to the clinic I went to for my green medical examiner card. Blah! No idea how to get a new AHA CPR card. Probably gotta retake the class for a new one. :(
 
Aprz said:
Bah, I'm having a bad day. I lost my wallet with everything in it. I didn't have too much things in it, but sucks that I reported it missing to my bank and credit card company to cancel the old cards and get new ones. I need to go to DMV to get a new driver license and ambulance driver cert. Gotta go to my local EMS agency to get a new card. Then I think I have to go to the clinic I went to for my green medical examiner card. Blah! No idea how to get a new AHA CPR card. Probably gotta retake the class for a new one. :(
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I had to contact the place that did my AHA CPR and they had my information on file and just re issued me a card, it cost me like 5 bucks
 
My best bud posted an ad on Craigslist about me, saying I was a gay Egyptian looking for some lovin'. He even stole pictures of me from my Facebook page and posted them in the ad so people can see what I look like. I'm going through a divorce with my wife, so I guess he thought it would make me laugh. It was a good one, but my phone wouldn't stop blowing up because he even put my phone number on it. Hah..
 
I am so sick of the hospital!!! I have been here since saturday with a good friend of mine. Surgery was today, everything went great, no complications, but it is sounding like 6 days for recovery. Work Tomorrow, and i havent had any sleep the last 3 days :(
 
MrBrown said:
*Brown gives Lights a big hug and smothers him in his snuggly orange 'DOCTOR" jumpsuit
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*muffled voice: Ahhhhhh!!!! Get off! You aren't on the approved hugging list yet!

Wait, you can hug.....as long as you promise me a flight in that helicopter that you and Oz are always tearing around in. :-P I've only ever once been in a helicopter. I role played a US Embassy employee for a USMC hostage rescue training. After they stormed in, all us hostages were flown out in a couple of 46s. Was awesome!
 
lightsandsirens5 said:
*muffled voice: Ahhhhhh!!!! Get off! You aren't on the approved hugging list yet!

Wait, you can hug.....as long as you promise me a flight in that helicopter that you and Oz are always tearing around in. :-P
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Come on mate, would you rather go ....

a) in the helicopter or

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b) drive the car?

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JPINFV said:
Hugging is yellow light behavior.

On a side note, I also have touched dead naked people...
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Bahaha! It took me til lights quoted to realize the side note. Dare you to make that a side note in normal conversation with someone unaware of your profession...
(I expect updates will follow on that?)
 
Brown would rather drive the car .... well, most of the time anyway

*Brown writes that down on his list of things to do next time he is in London
 
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:)
 
emtpche said:
Drugs gotta love them
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Go to med school then... In medical school, medical students don't abuse drugs... drugs abuse medical students.
 
Jeez, Nathan, if you wanted to be REALLY cool, you'd have put the Krebs cycle.

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Amateur :blush:
 
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*Brown backs away slowly, gets in his helicopter and flys far far away
 
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