the 100% directionless thread

The meanest prank is to make a craiglist ad for a really cheap and nice car. Put your ex's number there as the seller and see how many calls they get. My ex got 30 calls in 5 min. She was pretttttyyyy pissed.
 
Bah, I'm having a bad day. I lost my wallet with everything in it. I didn't have too much things in it, but sucks that I reported it missing to my bank and credit card company to cancel the old cards and get new ones. I need to go to DMV to get a new driver license and ambulance driver cert. Gotta go to my local EMS agency to get a new card. Then I think I have to go to the clinic I went to for my green medical examiner card. Blah! No idea how to get a new AHA CPR card. Probably gotta retake the class for a new one. :(
 
Bah, I'm having a bad day. I lost my wallet with everything in it. I didn't have too much things in it, but sucks that I reported it missing to my bank and credit card company to cancel the old cards and get new ones. I need to go to DMV to get a new driver license and ambulance driver cert. Gotta go to my local EMS agency to get a new card. Then I think I have to go to the clinic I went to for my green medical examiner card. Blah! No idea how to get a new AHA CPR card. Probably gotta retake the class for a new one. :(

I had to contact the place that did my AHA CPR and they had my information on file and just re issued me a card, it cost me like 5 bucks
 
My best bud posted an ad on Craigslist about me, saying I was a gay Egyptian looking for some lovin'. He even stole pictures of me from my Facebook page and posted them in the ad so people can see what I look like. I'm going through a divorce with my wife, so I guess he thought it would make me laugh. It was a good one, but my phone wouldn't stop blowing up because he even put my phone number on it. Hah..
 
I am so sick of the hospital!!! I have been here since saturday with a good friend of mine. Surgery was today, everything went great, no complications, but it is sounding like 6 days for recovery. Work Tomorrow, and i havent had any sleep the last 3 days :(
 
*Brown gives Lights a big hug and smothers him in his snuggly orange 'DOCTOR" jumpsuit

*muffled voice: Ahhhhhh!!!! Get off! You aren't on the approved hugging list yet!

Wait, you can hug.....as long as you promise me a flight in that helicopter that you and Oz are always tearing around in. :-P I've only ever once been in a helicopter. I role played a US Embassy employee for a USMC hostage rescue training. After they stormed in, all us hostages were flown out in a couple of 46s. Was awesome!
 
*muffled voice: Ahhhhhh!!!! Get off! You aren't on the approved hugging list yet!

Wait, you can hug.....as long as you promise me a flight in that helicopter that you and Oz are always tearing around in. :-P

Come on mate, would you rather go ....

a) in the helicopter or

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b) drive the car?

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Brown would rather drive the car .... well, most of the time anyway

*Brown writes that down on his list of things to do next time he is in London
 
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:)
 
Jeez, Nathan, if you wanted to be REALLY cool, you'd have put the Krebs cycle.

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Amateur :blush:
 
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