Anjel
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Who cares? Lol c collars and back boards and flashy lights probably make no difference and they aren't half as bad :censored:
My paramedic program ride-alongs start tonight. It'll be my first time in an ambulance as a licensed EMT. Pray for the crew that gets stuck with me.
:lol:
BLASPHEMY! Burn the witch!
*gasp* you mean you didn't work as an EMT for 5 years before going to medic school.
BLASPHEMY! Burn the witch!
:rofl:
I know - right? I thought of that while I was posting. I decided that I could handle being chastised over my lacking the experience necessary to be a competent Paramedic and hit the submit button.
You are one of the few intelligent ones around this site. Most it seems wasted a lot of years working at the BLS level.
My paramedic program ride-alongs start tonight. It'll be my first time in an ambulance as a licensed EMT. Pray for the crew that gets stuck with me.
:lol:
You'll love it.
I've always explained my ride outs to friends and family like this.
Your first ride outs are like being kidnapped in Mexico. Two guys you don't know pull up and usually without saying much lock you in the back of a van and then drive you all over town. Occasionally the doors open and you squint at the bright light and you're told to get out and given orders you often don't understand. Then they put you back in the van. Sometimes there's screaming when the doors open. At the end of the ride you're dumped in front of a building as the van screeches away. When you get home you find blood on your shirt and can't remember how it got there.
The difference of course is that no one wants to be kidnapped a second time but we keep climbing into the back of that ambo don't we?
You'll love it.
I've always explained my ride outs to friends and family like this.
Your first ride outs are like being kidnapped in Mexico. Two guys you don't know pull up and usually without saying much lock you in the back of a van and then drive you all over town. Occasionally the doors open and you squint at the bright light and you're told to get out and given orders you often don't understand. Then they put you back in the van. Sometimes there's screaming when the doors open. At the end of the ride you're dumped in front of a building as the van screeches away. When you get home you find blood on your shirt and can't remember how it got there.
The difference of course is that no one wants to be kidnapped a second time but we keep climbing into the back of that ambo don't we?
Amazing. I am so sharing this.
Please feel free to do so. Just include a nod to EMTLIFE if you post it on another site or Facebook
Oh crap. Ok I'll go fix it
You'll love it.
I've always explained my ride outs to friends and family like this.
Your first ride outs are like being kidnapped in Mexico. Two guys you don't know pull up and usually without saying much lock you in the back of a van and then drive you all over town. Occasionally the doors open and you squint at the bright light and you're told to get out and given orders you often don't understand. Then they put you back in the van. Sometimes there's screaming when the doors open. At the end of the ride you're dumped in front of a building as the van screeches away. When you get home you find blood on your shirt and can't remember how it got there.
The difference of course is that no one wants to be kidnapped a second time but we keep climbing into the back of that ambo don't we?