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Urgh. Some days I really hate my job. Anyone around? I need advice.
 
I'm here!
 
Sasha, I PMd you. :)
 
Always a good time to watch the thought process of an intoxicated individual try and eat chicken....

1- raw/semi frozen chicken is cooking in a frying pan.
2- pt grabs chicken and burns fingers.
3- pt puts chicken back down and grabs a towel.
4- pt picks up hot/raw/semi frozen chicken and is about to take a bite...
5- my partner yells at him.


I just wanted his lips to make contact and see his reaction before saying something.

I swear I am there for my pt's well being.
 
Aidey said:
Urgh. Some days I really hate my job. Anyone around? I need advice.
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It's probably not worth much, but I'm here as well lol.
 
Maine iac said:
Always a good time to watch the thought process of an intoxicated individual try and eat chicken....

1- raw/semi frozen chicken is cooking in a frying pan.
2- pt grabs chicken and burns fingers.
3- pt puts chicken back down and grabs a towel.
4- pt picks up hot/raw/semi frozen chicken and is about to take a bite...
5- my partner yells at him.


I just wanted his lips to make contact and see his reaction before saying something.

I swear I am there for my pt's well being.
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yeah because a patient's pain is so entertaining....
 
Sasha said:
yeah because a patient's pain is so entertaining....
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Sorry that's the tequila talking.... and the fact that I took a good spit to the face earlier today.

It's been one of those weeks. Had a physical fight with a pt (people who spit and bite aren't fun), had another spitter try and get off the cot while driving on the interstate (he got handcuffed), got burned on my last two shifts, and the above mentioned spit to the face.
 
Maine iac said:
Sorry that's the tequila talking.... and the fact that I took a good spit to the face earlier today.

It's been one of those weeks. Had a physical fight with a pt (people who spit and bite aren't fun), had another spitter try and get off the cot while driving on the interstate (he got handcuffed), got burned on my last two shifts, and the above mentioned spit to the face.
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Thinking something is different than doing it. As longs we don't act on those horrible little thoughts (that we all occasionally have) then its all good.
 
Sasha said:
yeah because a patient's pain is so entertaining....
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Now now as long as he doesn't punch anybody in the throat....
 
4 hours late in phoenix. Won't get to the hotel tonight until almost 4 am. Can I borrow somebody's gun and one bullet please.
 
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bigbaldguy said:
Now now as long as he doesn't punch anybody in the throat....
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Kidney punches are easier.

I've had a decent week, although I have considered trading in my pink clipboard for a metal clipboard to nickname my "Good whackin' clipboard" (Which compliments my good stabbin' knife.) but that is more for idiot partners and nurses.
 
Sasha said:
Kidney punches are easier.

I've had a decent week, although I have considered trading in my pink clipboard for a metal clipboard to nickname my "Good whackin' clipboard" (Which compliments my good stabbin' knife.) but that is more for idiot partners and nurses.
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Nice heavy plastic one with rounded edges is less likely to cause obvious bruising, just saying ;)
 
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