the 100% directionless thread

i am currently throwing these strange little white balls into these curiously organized red cups.



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This sucks...

My regular computer is having some "blue screen issues" and I can't get the OS up and running... looks like this POS is going to the shop and ya'll might be without my charming personality for awhile since I will have intermittent access to the computer I am on right now... :sad:
 
A tactic used with bears that are a little too friendly in places like Yosemite is for Rangers to shoot them with paintballs guns. The paintballs contain a clear oil that has been special embued with concentrated human scent... the thinking being that if you scare the crap out of them (sudden noise, yelling, and paintball fire) and assosiate that with human smell, it will reinstill that natural fear of humans... so... just a thought... shoot the dog with paintballs filled with a super concentrated skunk smell... I know it won't really bother the dog, but I think it might make the owners think twice about allowing the dog to roam free... ^_^

LOL! I love it, skunk smell paintballs. Just don't miss your target or your yard will stink. :P
Could be used for obnoxious relative repellant. :ph34r:
paraphrasing mountain-Q's line.
"the thinking being that if you scare the crap out of them (sudden noise, yelling, and paintball fire) and assosiate that with skunk smell, it will reinstill that natural fear of you."
JK.


note to self ask for paintball gun, for Christmas.

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I just had a hernia get much much worse. Meh, gonna have to get that damn surgery now. <_<
 
My partner has something that looks suspiciously like H1N1. Given that he's been working in EMS and hospitals forever without ever being sick, I think the apocalyptic pandemic must've arrived.

I just had a hernia get much much worse. Meh, gonna have to get that damn surgery now. <_<

I'm sorry to hear that--good luck with the surgery!
 
Just got a cardboard cut in a very inconvient place on my thumb. Right up under the nail but still on the pad of it. It is rather annoying.
 
Just got a cardboard cut in a very inconvient place on my thumb. Right up under the nail but still on the pad of it. It is rather annoying.

Paramedic... Heal Thyself... :P
 
Helloo.
 
Thank you <3
 
I am really bummed...

In addition to the fact that my 4 month old computer is on Life Support, we get a call yeterday morning (the first in over 7 weeks - it has been a SLOW Fall); but we get cancelled just as I am about 20 minutes away... Boat Patrol found the guy... mind you he was floating face down in the water... but still, considering how slow this Fall has been, a body recovery would have been nice... Here's hoping for a really wet and wild winter... and a sweet swiftwater spring...

Until then, Mountian Res-Q needs a hug... :sad: or an E-bay shoping spree... :unsure: BRB...
 
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I finally got a call too, relatively simple medical. Too bad though, I am in the mood for a good fire.
 
Utah Sucks!

Chilling in the Salt Lake airport for the next several hours..........:-/

Sorry to hear about that! I would avoid any of the taverns as the beer is 3.2 and the cocktails are microscopically measured to insure that you don't actually get a good stiff drink! ;-D
 

Hey Sasha!

I am really bummed...

In addition to the fact that my 4 month old computer is on Life Support, we get a call yeterday morning (the first in over 7 weeks - it has been a SLOW Fall); but we get cancelled just as I am about 20 minutes away... Boat Patrol found the guy... mind you he was floating face down in the water... but still, considering how slow this Fall has been, a body recovery would have been nice... Here's hoping for a really wet and wild winter... and a sweet swiftwater spring...

Until then, Mountian Res-Q needs a hug... :sad: or an E-bay shoping spree... :unsure: BRB...

:( I hope you have a crazy winter Mount. Go have fun with that ebay.

Chilling in the Salt Lake airport for the next several hours..........:-/

At least its not the salt lake greyhound station.
 
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