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I'm dogsitting over the holiday. And the dog thinks that carpet = outside grass. <_<
 
bunkie said:
I'm dogsitting over the holiday. And the dog thinks that carpet = outside grass. <_<
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Maybe you should tell the dog that you think .40 S&W = stop that.....

Just kidding of course.....don't go shooting any dogs.
 
Turkey Day

Just wishing everyone who reads this today a Happy Thanksgiving
 
R.O.P. said:
Just wishing everyone who reads this today a Happy Thanksgiving
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Yep happy poultry day

I realized this afternoon I should probably clean my room. You know when I'm the one that decides my room needs to be cleaned, it should probably be declared a federal disaster area
 
bunkie said:
It's bad that this made me giggle... :lol:
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Hey, when you live where I live, (rural NE part of the state. 90 minutes from the city, a half hour to town) and the neighbors dog kills 15+ of your chickens.......yea......you explain to your neighbor (if they know algebra) that:

Your dog in chicken house = my .30-06 + Your dog in chicken house

It dosent take a genius to figure out that "your dog in chicken house" on both sides cancels out and you are left with "my .30-06."

Trust me, I know. First hand. Neighbors dog was has never been seen near our place since.

(I know that is not mathematically correct, but you get the point.)
 
300. Good movie for what it is: Action.


But I am sick and tired of having to argue with people in the fact that no, there weren't only 300 Greeks at the battle of Thermopylae.


The original 300 was much better in illustrating this fact.
 
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Ok, while we are on movies;

"The Mist" has got a terrible ending........................blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............my two year old neighbor could write a better one.
 
While we are on movies...

Star Trek is out... I know you all were picking it up the seocnd they were put on display, right?
 
lightsandsirens5 said:
Hey, when you live where I live, (rural NE part of the state. 90 minutes from the city, a half hour to town) and the neighbors dog kills 15+ of your chickens.......yea......you explain to your neighbor (if they know algebra) that:

Your dog in chicken house = my .30-06 + Your dog in chicken house

It dosent take a genius to figure out that "your dog in chicken house" on both sides cancels out and you are left with "my .30-06."

Trust me, I know. First hand. Neighbors dog was has never been seen near our place since.

(I know that is not mathematically correct, but you get the point.)
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In our area. If the neighbor has been asked several times to keep the dog at home or to at least contain it some way. the old "shoot and shut up" method comes into play.
 
foxfire said:
In our area. If the neighbor has been asked several times to keep the dog at home or to at least contain it some way. the old "shoot and shut up" method comes into play.
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Well I see your location is "in the sticks." That 'bout where I am at.
 
I'm a sucker for dogs, so my next step after chewing out the neighbor would be spraying the dog with a hose or paintballing it. It's worked with animals so far, when we can actually catch them in the act.

Do you get foxes in WA?
 
Seaglass said:
I'm a sucker for dogs, so my next step after chewing out the neighbor would be spraying the dog with a hose or paintballing it. It's worked with animals so far, when we can actually catch them in the act.

Do you get foxes in WA?
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Dude! Paintball, yessss......never even thought of that!

No foxes in my area. Just coyotes. And wolfs. And cougers (lions). And Bears (both Black and Brown.)
 
lightsandsirens5 said:
Dude! Paintball, yessss......never even thought of that!

No foxes in my area. Just coyotes. And wolfs. And cougers (lions). And Bears (both Black and Brown.)
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A tactic used with bears that are a little too friendly in places like Yosemite is for Rangers to shoot them with paintballs guns. The paintballs contain a clear oil that has been special embued with concentrated human scent... the thinking being that if you scare the crap out of them (sudden noise, yelling, and paintball fire) and assosiate that with human smell, it will reinstill that natural fear of humans... so... just a thought... shoot the dog with paintballs filled with a super concentrated skunk smell... I know it won't really bother the dog, but I think it might make the owners think twice about allowing the dog to roam free... ^_^
 
lightsandsirens5 said:
No foxes in my area. Just coyotes. And wolfs. And cougers (lions). And Bears (both Black and Brown.)
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We don't have wolves or brown bears, and only have the occasional black bear, mountain lion, or pack of coyotes. Poultry-killing is entirely reserved for foxes, it seems... they're really good at it.

Mountain Res-Q said:
A tactic used with bears that are a little too friendly in places like Yosemite is for Rangers to shoot them with paintballs guns.
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We do that with deer in the garden. Great target practice, keeps them from eating the vegetables and flowers, and doesn't involve bullets that might go flying at the neighbors. I like the skunk smell idea for the dog.

Come to think of it, though, is paintball paint toxic? Wouldn't want the dog to lick it off and die.

Blunt arrows also work great, by the way. You can even dip them in paint and see what you hit, if you're so inclined. Archery paintball games can be a lot of fun, too.
 
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lightsandsirens5 said:
Ok, while we are on movies;

"The Mist" has got a terrible ending........................blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............my two year old neighbor could write a better one.
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The mist was terrible! I was so furious with that ending!
Should never have watched it.. considering fog really creeps me out and such...

Mountain Res-Q said:
While we are on movies...

Star Trek is out... I know you all were picking it up the seocnd they were put on display, right?
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I did. And I've watched it at least 3 times since I brought it home. Can't wait for the second one. Live long and prosper.
 
i am currently throwing these strange little white balls into these curiously organized red cups.
 
just went out to the kitchen to get one of my freshly baked chocolate chunk cookies and somebody ate them .... and it wasn't me, FML!
 
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