the 100% directionless thread

[adamjh3]

Dammit, I'm a man!

The odd part is... you're older than me :huh:

 

[fast65]

The odd part is... you're older than me :huh:

My mind has been blown.

 

[cynikalkat]

so far so good

We have 3 new ambulances already..wow

 

[LifelongEMT]

:blink:I dont believe my company will EVER get a new ambulance!

 

[fast65]

We only get new chassis' and remount the boxes.

 

[abckidsmom]

Just got this text notification of a call:

(Incident Notification) Call#: -5484 ; EMS-Sick/Other ; 1007 @&$) RD ; ; Box 607 ; Info: right leg pain adv just got out of hosp for strepacockrus 51yom

OMG. Send everyone. He's got the strepacockrus!

 

[abckidsmom]

My mind has been blown.

Once this starts happening it happens more and more. It can get astonishing.

 

[LifelongEMT]

We only get new chassis' and remount the boxes.

I would settle for that. One of our "BETTER" units has 297k but the box is perfect due to well a roll over in 07.....

 

[fast65]

Once this starts happening it happens more and more. It can get astonishing.

Unfortunately I don't have much of a mind to blow.

Haha, one our dispatchers used "vaginysmus" the other day.

 

[Mountain Res-Q]

AND THE CHAT WORKS!!! It is an "Opening Day of Fishing Season" Miracle!!!

 

[Aidey]

Unfortunately I don't have much of a mind to blow.

Haha, one our dispatchers used "vaginysmus" the other day.

Please tell me they used it in casual conversation, and you were not being dispatched for it?

 

[Mountain Res-Q]

Please tell me they used it in casual conversation, and you were not being dispatched for it?

LMAO... :rofl:

 

[firetender]

Nothing like having an 8 y.o beg you to save their grandma who was just pronounced.

:-/ Not something I think I will get used to.

If you get used to it you're working in the wrong neighborhood!

Just curious; how did you handle it?

 

[Anjel]

If you get used to it you're working in the wrong neighborhood!

Just curious; how did you handle it?

The mom just kinda swept the kid away to his room.

I didn't have time to react.

 

[Aidey]

LMAO... :rofl:

Well! Seriously!!! What woman calls 911 because her partner can't penetrate her or her tampon won't go in? FFS!


Never mind, don't answer that. Consider it a rhetorical question.

 

[Anjel]

Im not going to do.what every healthy person does. And drink my stresses away.

 

[Mountain Res-Q]

Well! Seriously!!! What woman calls 911 because her partner can't penetrate her or her tampon won't go in? FFS!


Never mind, don't answer that. Consider it a rhetorical question.

Ya.... I thought you had be in EMS longer than 3 seconds...

 

[Handsome Robb]

Alright Mr. 10/10 abdominal pain who is rolling on the ground screaming. The next time I ask you if you drink and you say only socially then I ask you if you have had anything today and you say no, rethink your answers.

Blew a .22 at the ER. After I gave him 5 mg of morphine....

Needless to say if I ever run on him again he will get no narcotics from me.

Don't lie to me and make me look like an idiot in front of the ER staff.

A&O, walking, no slurring, nice clean house, nothing pointed to alcohol abuse, he didn't even smell like booze. What the hell am I supposed to do? Withhold pain management from a man rolling around screaming on the ground in front of me, my preceptor, his partner and 4 firemedics?

 

[adamjh3]

On a happy note, my sister got discharged today after five days in hospital.

 

[fast65]

Please tell me they used it in casual conversation, and you were not being dispatched for it?

I wasn't dispatched for it...another unit was They said "unknown vaginysmus status"