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I only do one pawed CPR when the patient is less than 25% of my size.
 
I only do one pawed CPR when the patient is less than 25% of my size.

If you are doing one pawed CPR you know something is seriously wrong.

Done it recently. Hope I never have too again or at least don't have too for a long, long time.

Now should I have used "to" instead of "too"? hahaha
 
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I know it's very controversial taking pictures of healthcare providers in action with their patients.. But in order to proof you wrong that FFemt isnt the dark one I snapped some shots of him doing some high quality CPR!

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I prefer to use foot only CPR instead of hands only. Place the heel of your foot on the chest and stomp in time to "Another One Bites The Dust"
 
If you are doing one pawed CPR you know something is seriously wrong.

Done it recently, hope I never have too again or at least don't have too for a long, long time.

Now should I have used "to" instead of "too"? hahaha

or "two"?
 
I prefer to use foot only CPR instead of hands only. Place the heel of your foot on the chest and stomp in time to "Another One Bites The Dust"

for two minutes until "shock advised"?
 
Depends upon if the jumper cables will reach from the rig.

Who needs jumper cables? The way we shock our patient is by getting trauma naked and jumping in circle around them... Or is it more of a bouncing?
 

They are way too considered in these demonstrations... Do you really think the child wants us to check his breath so we can give him a breath mint in case it smells funny? I think the kid has bigger problems like why he wears a banana colored dress shirt at age 7
 
Just solidifying ffemt's statement. Who checks airway before starting 1-rescuer CPR anymore? Sooooooo 2010 :ph34r:

Some of us were doing this stuff before 2010, young gun... :P

I still do 5:1 :unsure:
 
Some of us were doing this stuff before 2010, young gun... :P

I still do 5:1 :unsure:

Wait, the world existed before 2010? :P

5:1 CPR, did you do a precordial thump with that? :ph34r:
 
Wait, the world existed before 2010? :P

5:1 CPR, did you do a precordial thump with that? :ph34r:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyUQPFggcPQ[/YOUTUBE]
 
Just solidifying ffemt's statement. Who checks airway before starting 1-rescuer CPR anymore? Sooooooo 2010 :ph34r:

I just consulted the new AHA guidelines regarding 1 man CPR, it's definitely still in there... See for yourself!

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My night just got better. Working on CCT again and possibly tomorrow to.

My poor little brother had 4 guns pointed at him today though. :( He didn't get robbed or shot, the gangsters were probably just screwing around. They left laughing when he put his hands up he said.
 
My night just got better. Working on CCT again and possibly tomorrow to.

My poor little brother had 4 guns pointed at him today though. :( He didn't get robbed or shot, the gangsters were probably just screwing around. They left laughing when he put his hands up he said.

Is it force-you-to-realize-you-appreciate-your-younger-sibling week or what?
 
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