the 100% directionless thread

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NVRob said:
I can has story? :rofl:
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I was a retard the other day and forgot to change a suction canister...epic fail on my part
 
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Feeling excessively agitated and snappy today. Hope my partner stays on my good side today...
 
Yay disagreements with FTOs....
 
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Lol JP, your Occupy Hospital is making its rounds throughout Facebook. Got several friends posting it recently :p
 
usalsfyre said:
Ha, my wife and I have a running joke about how some patients "just need to eat the big white marshmallow" :D.
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I was recently tempted to ask the doc for orders for 150mg of Pillow. Push.

I don't think he would have appreciated the humor... Until he met the patient. ;)
 
So there's two engines, a BC and one of our ambulances all lit up a couple houses down from mine all lit up. Half of me is wondering what's going on. The other half is wishing they'd shut off the flashers so it wouldn't be a disco in my living room while I'm trying to watch the game.

Also waiting to hear the PA of my coworkers asking me for dinner when they clear, hopefully it's a crew that doesn't know me or where I live. :rofl:
 
So y'all are probably sick of my dialysis rants but...

...does anyone else think 75% of the stretcher-patient dialysis crowd probably have significant Axis II disorders?
 
Aw, found out who is gonna be my graveyard shift partner. It's the guy who I grabbed by the collar and told him to shut up and get out of my way (who also has a role in supervision and management). Yay!
 
Aprz said:
Aw, found out who is gonna be my graveyard shift partner. It's the guy who I grabbed by the collar and told him to shut up and get out of my way (who also has a role in supervision and management). Yay!
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smooth.
 
The nurses in the ER just made me do my "swagger walk" as they call it...I feel like a cheap :censored::censored::censored::censored::censored: :(
 
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I believe we need video of said "swagger walk"
 
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