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I can has story? :rofl:

I was a retard the other day and forgot to change a suction canister...epic fail on my part
 
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Feeling excessively agitated and snappy today. Hope my partner stays on my good side today...
 
Lol JP, your Occupy Hospital is making its rounds throughout Facebook. Got several friends posting it recently :p
 
Ha, my wife and I have a running joke about how some patients "just need to eat the big white marshmallow" :D.

I was recently tempted to ask the doc for orders for 150mg of Pillow. Push.

I don't think he would have appreciated the humor... Until he met the patient. ;)
 
So there's two engines, a BC and one of our ambulances all lit up a couple houses down from mine all lit up. Half of me is wondering what's going on. The other half is wishing they'd shut off the flashers so it wouldn't be a disco in my living room while I'm trying to watch the game.

Also waiting to hear the PA of my coworkers asking me for dinner when they clear, hopefully it's a crew that doesn't know me or where I live. :rofl:
 
So y'all are probably sick of my dialysis rants but...

...does anyone else think 75% of the stretcher-patient dialysis crowd probably have significant Axis II disorders?
 
Aw, found out who is gonna be my graveyard shift partner. It's the guy who I grabbed by the collar and told him to shut up and get out of my way (who also has a role in supervision and management). Yay!
 
Aw, found out who is gonna be my graveyard shift partner. It's the guy who I grabbed by the collar and told him to shut up and get out of my way (who also has a role in supervision and management). Yay!

smooth.
 
The nurses in the ER just made me do my "swagger walk" as they call it...I feel like a cheap :censored::censored::censored::censored::censored: :(
 
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I believe we need video of said "swagger walk"
 
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