Stupid bystander tricks! Best use for a bystander! Got any?

lol or how bout saying when your stair chairing a pt..."dont worry we only drop patients on ---(insert day of week)---...wait ..whats today?" pt love that one lol
 
So now we know how to screw with their heads.

Too easy, too easy.
 
piranah said:
lol or how bout saying when your stair chairing a pt..."dont worry we only drop patients on ---(insert day of week)---...wait ..whats today?" pt love that one lol
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Hehe! We kinda used that one at work yesterday, only not on purpouse. I really thought it was Tuesday. :P
 
I had a partner that told a family member that asked "if it was hard to be an ambulance driver".. He told them yes maamm.. that is why we put the stupid ones in the back!.. ;)
 
rjz said:
The best bystander trick that I like is when they are standing right in front of the wrecked car waving you down. Walk up and say "is it this one?" and point to the non-wrecked car.
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I don't know Kaisu, this one is pretty darn good! How about these 2 in a ambulance!!!!:P:P:P
 
Yikes!!

Running up to the ambulance and yelling "Has anyone seen my glasses! I really need them to see for driving! :P:P:P
 
my favorite

When facility asks me ("the ambulance driver"...gotta love it) "do you have oxygen on your unit?". Response...."No...can we borrow some of yours!!!". Or a nasty patient who yells, is this going to hurt, and your response would be, nope...wont hurt me a bit.!!!
 
AlaskaEMT said:
...But I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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Just about as good as this is giving somebody some bad (or at least, not-so-good) news, then saying: "But I do have some good news! ...I just saved a lot of money by switching my car insurance to Geico!"
 
Ridryder911 said:
I had a partner that told a family member that asked "if it was hard to be an ambulance driver".. He told them yes maamm.. that is why we put the stupid ones in the back!.. ;)
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LOL! I must borrow that one....
 
JJR512 said:
Just about as good as this is giving somebody some bad (or at least, not-so-good) news, then saying: "But I do have some good news! ...I just saved a lot of money by switching my car insurance to Geico!"
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OMG, I love it. hehe. im usually one for the "my first day" comment, but I think im going have to try this one at least once.
 
Lassie come home...

...still laughing at rid's

When the over-excited ones are frantically trying to tell you what's happened, just pat them on the head and say, "What's that, boy? Timmy fell down the well?"
 
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