I absolutely do not intend to suggest that most or even any PNES is as urgent as an acute epileptic patient. BUT... if I am thrashing and concussing and aspirating vomit then I'd like to think I'd come before a rule out cardiac case that may just have GERD or indigestion or someone's kid with an ear infection or strep throat.
I'm confused, how are you aspirating vomit if you're conscious? Do you mean you're having small amounts of vomit enter your hypopharynx and trigger your cough and gag reflexes? If you're truely aspirating then you probably need to be intubated and placed on a ventilator. Have you had aspiration pneumonitis after these episodes?
You do appreciate, of course, that the rule-out cardiac case is also a rule-out cardiac case because they might be having an acute MI and be sitting in the waiting room developing long term disability and a shortened life expectancy with each passing minute?
I'm sorry if I came off as rude, but I have personally had extremely negative experiences with ED docs in particular in this country (not all - many, including my attending on Friday, are quite appropriate and compassionate and provide the best care possible given the constraints of the current US healthcare system).
I'm not offended, but I'd suggest that it might be inappropriate for a layperson to try and tell an ER attending how to practice medicine.
So... in that case, I should be treated like any other potentially hypoglycemia-induced seizure patient.
And you should be. Anyone exhibiting seizure activity, or potential psychogenic motor activity, or any sort of altered mentation should have their glucose checked and corrected if low. Any crew that isn't doing this should be getting in trouble.
Benzos and haldol (which wasn't truly administered with my consent) make me MUCH worse... it generally only happens when I'm incapable of communicating in a manner in which the health care provider can understand me or believe I'm competent to refuse Rxs... generally in the midst of the most acute of trauma reactions or afterward when I present as possibly post-ictal or hypomanic.
Have you considered getting a medical alert bracelet that indicates "paradoxical reaction to benzodiazepines?". Or to haldol? This might help. Unfortunately, if you're not able to communicate, this might just buy you some ketamine instead.
Obviously getting benzos is undesirable, but I'm sure you can see why this happens. Paramedics respond while you're having an episode, have no idea what your prior history is, or that you have an idiosyncratic reaction to benzodiazepines. They can't judge whether you're competent, so they default to transporting you to the hospital. They don't want to injure you attempting to restrain you while you're flailing, or they suspect some sort of atypical seizure presentation, so they administer the benzodiazepines to prevent you from injuring yourself during restraint/transport.
Regarding what "works"... mostly DBT grounding techniques and eliminating exposure to triggers (these will vary among patients depending on the nature of their trauma history). For me, triggers include pain, flashing or strobe lights, alarms or sirens, "unconsented touching or restraint", unexpected painful and sudden body movement (like someone patting me on the shoulder from behind on the side of my neck and shoulder injury), anything that is perceived by me as a sexual advance, etc. I often have difficulty being restrained in an enclosed area like the back of a truck with a strange man... but if it is an EMT who I know from work or a female I do much better. Many of the local EMTs know me so it is less of a problem for me than others who have similar triggers.
What's DBT? Honest question, I just haven't encountered the term before. I think what's being asked here is more, why are you going to the ER, and what are they doing for you there, if the benzodiazepines and haldol don't work? And what would you prefer we did in the ambulance?
From reading between the lines, it sounds like you're not calling 911 yourself, but bystanders are calling for you when these events happen in public? The best thing would be transport in a calm environment, lights low, no sirens, and being placed in a quiet room with minimal environmental stimulation for a few hours until it runs its course? Is that correct, or is it a misrepresentation?
I am sorry for the long and rambling post, but I am doing my best to answer all of the questions.
Thanks for answering them. As a result of this conversation I'm going to be a little more educated next time I see someone with PNES.