"Proper narrative Descriptions"

Toyogirl

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Found this on another site: Halife.com

Notice to All EMS Personnel
From: Chief of Operations
Subject: Proper Narrative Descriptions
It has come to our attention that many EMS narratives have taken a decidedly creative direction. Effective immediately, all members are to refrain from using slang and abbreviations to describe patients:

* Cardiac patients should not be referred to as suffering from MUH (messed up heart), PBS (pretty bad shape), PCL (pre-code looking) or HIBGIA (had it before, got it again).

* Trauma patients are not CATH (cut all to heck), FDGB (fall down, go boom), or TBC (total body crunch). Similarly, descriptions of a car crash do not have to include phrases like "negative vehicle to vehicle interface" or "terminal deceleration syndrome."

* Hazardous Materials teams are highly trained professionals, not "glow worms."

* Persons with altered mental states as a result of drug use are not considered "pharmaceutically gifted."

* The homeless are not "urban outdoors men."

* And finally, do not refer to recently deceased persons as being "paws up," ART (assuming room temperature), or DRT (dead right there).

I know you will all join me in respecting the diversity of our patients' medical orientations in creating proper narratives and log entries.
 

Veneficus

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FTD:

Fixing To Die. :)
 

reaper

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Here in the south you get a lot of DFOs!

Done Fell Out!
 

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8jimi8

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MEDIC802

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Dont forget CTDFTD, circlein the drain fixin to die, or from another post DGTJACB, done gone to jesus aint comming back
 

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Aidey

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Here in the south you get a lot of DFOs!

Done Fell Out!

The first time I heard that I was like WTF? Fell out of what?

That was also the first time I heard "Baby daddy" used seriously in a sentence.
 

medic417

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TMB - To Many Birthdays. Doing QA/QI actually found someone had used it.
 

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ihalterman

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CCFCCP- coo coo for cocoa puffs
HM-2FF - couple of french fries short of a happy meal <-- caught on QC
CC- cancel christmas
HBNCB- Heaven bound not coming back <-- caught on QC
DRT - Dead right there <-- caught on QC
DAD - dead as dirt
LOGO- Lights out game over
SWIM TC- Sure wish I missed this call <-- heard on a call


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