samiam
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What are the best responses/questions you have had patients ask?
Doc: "Sir are you currently taking any medications?"
Patient: "No.. but I was cleaning out a slimy pipe yesterday"
Doc: "Did you eat any of it?"
Patient: No....
Doc: "Thank you I will be right back"
Doc: "Sir I think you may have scabies"
Patient: "Awww man really so do I have Ecoli?"
Doc: Facepalm..."no"
Me: Sir you pressed your call light can I help you?
Patient: "Ummm yea my hernia popped back out and I cannot get it back in"
Me:.........umm ok what would you like me to do about that
Patient: Oh I don't know
Me: Ok thank you sir I will tell your nurse
Me: that dude wanted me to tell you his hernia popped out
Nurse: Yeah so what do you want me to do about it?
Doc: "Sir are you currently taking any medications?"
Patient: "No.. but I was cleaning out a slimy pipe yesterday"
Doc: "Did you eat any of it?"
Patient: No....
Doc: "Thank you I will be right back"
Doc: "Sir I think you may have scabies"
Patient: "Awww man really so do I have Ecoli?"
Doc: Facepalm..."no"
Me: Sir you pressed your call light can I help you?
Patient: "Ummm yea my hernia popped back out and I cannot get it back in"
Me:.........umm ok what would you like me to do about that
Patient: Oh I don't know
Me: Ok thank you sir I will tell your nurse
Me: that dude wanted me to tell you his hernia popped out
Nurse: Yeah so what do you want me to do about it?