Thanks for having me, I appreciate you all not minding the intrusion.
"If you had carte blanche to conceive the most feasible way possible to get someone onto artificial circulatory support in an austere environment (with or without oxygenation), what would it be?"
You know, honestly I think I'd have to agree with USAFmedic, and not bother doing it. It takes considerable time to place two cannula for Veno-arterial ECMO properly even under good conditions and it helps if the patient is already in an ICU environment (entering a larger artery on full anticoagulation should make anyone pause).
No it doesn't necessarily take a cardiac surgeon to cannulate (I know pediatric, general, vascular, and trauma surgeons who do), but again fracturing a large vessel and the amount of bleeding that could occur--and remember the patient is fully anticoagulated isn't something a non-surgeon would want to or have the ability to deal with especially not in an austere environment. However, cannulating in Forward Resuscitative Surgical Suite or forward deployed military hospital would be acceptable. Again the equipment is available to deal with a surgical intervention if necessary.
It's interesting that the military has become very interested in ECMO for severe acute respiratory failure lately. And there have been some technical advances that are making ECMO more attractive like the CardioHelp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozWZ1iNAMWc and
The Avalon Bi-caval DLC
http://avalonlabs.com/animation/animation.html (this one DEFINITELY requires placement by an experienced surgeon in an OR under fluoroscopy--trust me, don't let anyone tell you different).
The great thing about these two is that the first makes moving a patient much easier, the second gets the cannula out of the groin and allows for early mobilization. There are places that walk their patients on ECMO, and alot of places are keeping their patients lightly sedated or even awake.
BTW USAFmedic, I don't know anyone who uses cut down in adults for ECMO, it's all percutaneous. I've only rarely had to use ultrasound to get the needle in (morbidly obese patient or odd anatomy). You are also correct that most ECMO teams aren't run by surgeons (where I trained it was, and I think this worked well for reasons I won't go into). The key to ECMO isn't inserting the cannula but the critical care over the next few days to weeks.