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Anyone else notice that about twice a year EMTLIFE gets a big influx of new folks (new to EMTLIFE and apparently new to EMS) as evidenced by the following:

  • Questions about uniforms or clothes
  • Outrageous flirting in "CHAT"
  • Requests for help with exam questions
  • Sharing/questons/ventilation about ride-alongs, orientations, new jobs, hirings.
 
Brown proposes the hypothesis that it coincides [near enough] with the end of the academic year.
 
Anyone else notice that about twice a year EMTLIFE gets a big influx of new folks (new to EMTLIFE and apparently new to EMS)

Yup. I noticed that. Not too thrilled about it for the most part either.

as evidenced by the following:

* Questions about uniforms or clothes
* Outrageous flirting in "CHAT"
* Requests for help with exam questions
* Sharing/questons/ventilation about ride-alongs, orientations, new jobs, hirings.

* Picking fights with members of this forum notorious for "doing the forum equivalent of using someone's vertebrae as a cane while he tapdances on their corpse" (thank you AdamJH3)
 
Yes. EMS is transient, as many of us know, so there are always going to be the newly certified taking interest in EMS forums. By the same token, how many members on this forum who are tenured EMS professionals have disappeared? EMS is a revolving door, and EMS forums are no different. Some drop five or ten posts, ask about scopes, belts, how to find a job, get their balls broken, and leave.

To be honest, when I first certified as an EMT-B, I was as geeked up as a lot of the newbies. I wanted to have the best scope, I wanted to know what the best type of scissor holster was, what should go in the jump bag for my POV, just in case. I was greatly interested in finding a job, what schedules are out there, the types of systems, etc. I would have joined a forum if I had a computer, and if a decent one existed in 2002. I know that every so often a new member starts a stethoscope thread, a "Why can't I find a job" thread, etc. They may simply not realize that there were several parallel threads already existing. It is what it is.

The chat room flirting doesn't suprise me. Depending on where you work, it can be like a meat market: employee-employee, employee-nurse, employee-FF, etc. I've heard some bizarre stories. The most recent was at one place where I used to work: A supervisor was apparently enabling a medic to get high on her own supply. They were apparently knocking boots as well. The medic eventually gets bagged, her FDNY FF husband finds out, kicks her out, the supervisor loses his job, and the two of them were unemployed and shacking up the last I've heard.
 
... and then we have Brown coming in and just throwing the whole thing sideways :D
 
Flirting in chat! That never happens! I have no idea what you are talking about.

:-)
 
Anyone else notice that about twice a year EMTLIFE gets a big influx of new folks (new to EMTLIFE and apparently new to EMS) as evidenced by the following:

  • Questions about uniforms or clothes
  • Outrageous flirting in "CHAT"
  • Requests for help with exam questions
  • Sharing/questons/ventilation about ride-alongs, orientations, new jobs, hirings.

I thought that is what we did here all the time.
 
I have no idea what any of you are talking about and resent the idea that I as a Newbie I can only ask 4 types of questions. As soon as I figure out how to iron a shirt with patches on the shoulders (do I iron over the patches or put the crease through the patch?) I'm going to really post about this. I don't really want to iron my uniform but I'm riding with this real jerk tomorrow and I don't want to give him ammo for giving me a hard time. By the way I will be going out after my shift tomorrow and if any of the lady fourumeers would like to meet me I'd be happy to buy you a drink.

Oh by the way does anyone know the answer to number 26 :)
 
I have no idea what any of you are talking about and resent the idea that I as a Newbie I can only ask 4 types of questions. As soon as I figure out how to iron a shirt with patches on the shoulders (do I iron over the patches or put the crease through the patch?) I'm going to really post about this. I don't really want to iron my uniform but I'm riding with this real jerk tomorrow and I don't want to give him ammo for giving me a hard time. By the way I will be going out after my shift tomorrow and if any of the lady fourumeers would like to meet me I'd be happy to buy you a drink.

Oh by the way does anyone know the answer to number 26 :)

Hey bbg do u know where I could find some boots? I keep posting over and over again and can't seem to get an answer. Or find a good search result. Also which stethoscope should I use? And what do they as on job interviews? Should I call them? Or wait for them to call me. EMS is so confusing.

Oh and btw you are typing extremely sexy today *wink wink*
 
Hey, does anyone know if you're driving through another department's area, and you stop to give BLS care with your fully stocked trauma bag, will they give you an award? An if so, do you typically make the news or the newspaper for this? They'll know I'm EMS, since I have a bunch of lights on my POV, EMS vanity plates, an F-ton of stickers, an EMS shirt, which has a sleeve rolled up to show this tattoo:

http://www.strikethebox.com/tattoo/ems/2008_ems/11/Shuey.htm

Does the EMS or Fire Chief present the award to you? That would be a sweet photo op to place on my wall, and also to proudly display on FaceSpace, or whatever you call it.
 
BigBaldGuy, about "ironing on the patches"...

Do you mean "ironing the patches" or "ironing the patches on" with white glue? (Lasts until you sweat or it gets washed).;)
 
What's a newbie? :unsure: ;);) :P
 
Sweet, I feel special having joined at the beginning of the academic year, which would coincided with the end of the previous academic semester, I guess. And, uh, I think I saw this thread title five time before I realized it was talking about people new to the forums, and not treatment of pediatrics.

MyCroft, looking good with that Apocalypse Now themed avatar. ;)

And for using someone's spinal column as a cane, would one use something to solidify the vertebrae in place, or just start walking while gripping their sacrum?
 
<---- Guilty of part of #4, hopefully none of the rest. I read far more than I post about, and am here to learn, not to make myself look grand. My car is no shape for lights or a siren, and I wouldn't put them on it if it were. I've never used the chat, and am very happy with my g/f, so probably not going to do much flirting. As for test answers, if I come here to ask for an answer, it probably means I didn't spend enough time studying. Regarding the student uniform, it does what I need to do when I need it to do it without any kind of modification beyond hemming the pants when I first got them.

Just so nobody takes this post as me being defensive, I'm laughing as I write it - there aren't many things I take too seriously, but in honesty, my training is one of the things I do.
 
Hey bbg do u know where I could find some boots? I keep posting over and over again and can't seem to get an answer. Or find a good search result. Also which stethoscope should I use? And what do they as on job interviews? Should I call them? Or wait for them to call me. EMS is so confusing.

Oh and btw you are typing extremely sexy today *wink wink*

I would have never figured out that walmart sells boots if someone on the forum didn't tell me.
 
im a newb to this forum board but not to ems..btw i didnt know walmart had ems boots...guess this forum is a great place to discuss the most important issues in ems...
 
I bought my boots from Big 5 :(
 
I hate being a noob all over again. I did my time on a gun forum asking the same repeated questions that I now roll my eyes at. As with the hypothesis for the timely influx of newbs, I would agree that they get excited, as did I.

But I already know from my obsession with guns and gear, where to find boots and I already have a stethoscope. As for ironing the patch, I hadnt thought about that.......guess I better go start a thread.....................:D
 
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