"Looking at the fish"

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As most of you know, my employment is as an EMT/Security Guard.... I was working this weekend and in one of the vehicles...

I was driving down the public road that borders our property, after a few off-site errands (Fuel, Dinner, Pickups at other buildings). As I apprached the campus, I had to stop and direct a person away from one of our "locked" gates to the main gate she could get in. I pulled out behind her, and am cruising along at 35-40 mph (Wide, twisty, turny road, below the posted speed limit of 45) and it is early in the evening, before sundown. I come around a curve and pass an old construction / emergency trail entrance, and there is this OLD VW Beatle there... like 1960's-1970's.... I didn't see it until I was past it, so I turn around and come back, thinking someone is using the (Questionable private property) running trail, or I've got a vehicle abandoned in front of an emergency access gate... Bad thing.

I come back, call my base on my phone (rather than try to explain it over the radio) and let my boss know the plate of the car, and where I am.... As I do this, a couple (Male + Female :rolleyes: ) comes out of the woods and I ask if there is a problem. They are both in their mid 20's to early 30's, and look somewhat like "wannabe hippies" He is barechested, she has a blanket uder her arm.

I ask if everything is alright... They say "yes." I give them the "this is priviate property" spiel, he says he runs on the trail all the time, and has never had a problem. I ask if that was what they were doing (as they came out of a heavily wooded area, through foot-tall grass). I was told "We were back by the creek, watching the fish." They got in their car, I wished them a nice day, they left, I left.

I told my boss. He nearly fell out of his chair..... Somehow neither he nor I thought their ummm, 'adventures' involved aquatic life at all.......
 

Wingnut

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Fish porn? That's a new one to me.
 

coloradoemt

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I don't get it... I watch fish all the time B)
 

coloradoemt

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Well I used to anyway!!! :lol:
 
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Originally posted by Wingnut@Jun 14 2005, 12:20 PM
Fish porn? That's a new one to me.
No.... We were thinking they ummm, wore thinking of the "submarine races"
 

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Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Jun 13 2005, 10:55 PM
Good thing you didn't ask to watch the fish with them... :blink:
LOLOL. Best. Reply. Ever.
 

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Originally posted by MMiz@Jun 16 2005, 06:14 AM
LOLOL. Best. Reply. Ever.
I dunno... that one has gotta be in the top 10.
 

traumagirl1029

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usually its 'when the truck's a rockin' don't come a knockin''...but in this case..if the fish are rockin'? B) lol
 

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Well some say that it's all about the 'motion of the ocean'.
 

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What kind of fish.............Suckers?
 
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Originally posted by vtemti@Jun 18 2005, 10:32 AM
What kind of fish.............Suckers?
maybe a blow-fish?
 

CodeSurfer

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They could have smoked a little bud and been watching the puffer fish. B)
 

MMiz

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I just have to reply. I'm listening to my iPod with 2000 or so songs on random shuffle. As I open this thread I hear a song I've never heard before...

Jimmy Buffet - Get Drunk and Screw. Bad song but perfect timing :)
 

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Originally posted by MMiz@Jun 19 2005, 11:31 AM
Get Drunk and Screw.
Is that a bad thing? Living life on the edge and the anticipation of getting caught in a public place. Maybe we are all just a little jealous.

Jeeees..... I used to be pure until I came here :lol:
 

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Originally posted by MMiz@Jun 19 2005, 10:31 AM
Jimmy Buffet - Get Drunk and Screw. Bad song but perfect timing :)
How dare you! That's a great song!!! :p

(I'm a Parrothead...)
 

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Originally posted by rescuecpt+Jun 19 2005, 02:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (rescuecpt @ Jun 19 2005, 02:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MMiz@Jun 19 2005, 10:31 AM
Jimmy Buffet - Get Drunk and Screw. Bad song but perfect timing :)
How dare you! That's a great song!!! :p

(I'm a Parrothead...) [/b][/quote]
Never heard it.
 
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