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At 3:00 AM, just as I was ready to go do bed, I reached over in my chair and fell over. I went to catch myself by putting my hand out, and landed on top of a two-prong electrical plug. I went all the way into my hand, and I quickly pulled back. After examination I could tell it was a deep scar. 2 CM Laceration to the palm, below the pinky finger. Dr. said it went to the muscle but didn't impact it.
Grabbed some toilet paper, then out to my car where I realized how amazing it finally was to be a whacker. I went into the jump kit and pulled out some bandages. I put those on and headed to the ER.
I got three stitches, nothing exciting. In and out in an hour and a half.
I come home to find what looks like a crime scene. Blood is everywhere. They applied a BP cuff to my arm to make it stop bleeding at the hospital, but even pumped up to 200 it kept on bleeding, pretty good too. The doctor says I'll live.
Now I just need to invent a damn good reason why I have the world's largest bandage on my right hand.
h34r:
Grabbed some toilet paper, then out to my car where I realized how amazing it finally was to be a whacker. I went into the jump kit and pulled out some bandages. I put those on and headed to the ER.
I got three stitches, nothing exciting. In and out in an hour and a half.
I come home to find what looks like a crime scene. Blood is everywhere. They applied a BP cuff to my arm to make it stop bleeding at the hospital, but even pumped up to 200 it kept on bleeding, pretty good too. The doctor says I'll live.
Now I just need to invent a damn good reason why I have the world's largest bandage on my right hand.
h34r:
