I hate seagulls.

[fm_emt]

I was working at a high school football game today. The weather was really nice, and we weren't using an EZ-up. There were seagulls flying around. During a lull in the game, I sat back in my chair and was watching the seagulls fly around above me. Yup, you guessed it. One of the damn birds tried to poop on me. Fortunately, I was looking up at them and saw it coming. I was able to dive out of the way, but my equipment wasn't so lucky. Bird poop splattered on the backboard that was leaning up against my chair. If I was paying attention to the game and not the birds, it would have scored a direct hit right on my head. Later on in the game, a beagle wanders over near me. The dog came over and sat near my feet. I went to pet it before I noticed that the poor dog was covered in seagull poop! The evil birds missed me, but nailed the dog instead.

And yes, I did clean off the backboard.

Stupid birds!

 

[emtbuff]

What about the poor dog that got pooped on???

 

[fm_emt]

What about the poor dog that got pooped on???

I dunno. It wandered off. Probably went to go steal someones lunch or something. ;-)

I got a couple photos of it. I'll get them off my phone later...

 

[Guardian]

shotgun.........

 

[akflightmedic]

Alka Seltzers are more entertaining...

 

[premedtim]

I'm with Guardian, shotgun definitely.

 

[Airwaygoddess]

Poop is poop and doesn't help any when it starts flying around!! Hey, at least you where not on a LD and the patient was throwing it at you!

 

[islandgal]

who won the game?

 

[fm_emt]

who won the game?

The final score was 48-0. I'm not sure if this is a common rule in high school/youth football, but if one team is ahead by more than 28 points at halftime, they don't stop the clock in the second half.