Looking back I realized that all four of my ex wives were during my tenure in EMS. Should have figured that one out a long time ago! They no longer have names, just numbers now. Wife #1, wife #2, etc.
You too?... My mistake each was involved in EMS somehow, #1 RN/EMT/RT, #2 Paramedic, almost #3 Flight Nurse... So yeah, I guess I could blame EMS...