Got it, DC.
The tite was a red herring.
"AND I QUOTE" (Accents mine)
PARAMEDICS ELIMINATING SPINEBOARDS
OVERLAND PARK, KS (KCTV) -
Johnson County paramedics will no longer strap crash victims onto a long spine board.
After careful consideration, county officials believe the boards are unnecessary and slow down the trip to a hospital.
The hope is to reduce patient discomfort and the boards themselves can have their own risks, officials say.
For decades, the boards have been standard practice at wreck scenes in which a patient may have had a cervical, thoracic or lumbar spine injury. They immobilize the patient's entire body.
But county officials say they are used only because of historical dogma and institutional EMS culture, and have no evidence-based justification.
"There are studies showing putting someone on a long board can cause harm, can cause pressure sores, discomfort, can make it more difficult to assess them and reduce their ability to breathe fully," EMS Chief Brad Cusick said.
Paramedics will still have a C-collar to immobilize patients, who will need to remain rigid as much as possible and will be secured to a cot by straps.
The long boards will remain on the ambulances if needed to get a patient onto an ambulance and a cot but will be removed before transport.
So, no, they still have long spine boards and will use them for extrication. Not for transport, which is perfect. No mention of short devices or the fact that C collar alone is insufficient.
Why didn't anyone else spot this media hyperbole?