documentation abbreviations (funny)

That was awesome.....

Gotta add the good old stand by "FUBAR"
F***ed Up Beyond All Relief
 
i saw one in our hospital ER board that i thought was funny:

Room 3: Jane Doe
Sex: Female

Facial trauma

Bike Vs. Post
 
Noone at my company can ever remember the "politicaly correct" name for the big blue tarps we use for moving obese patients. So it has been lovingly dubbed the MooMoo-Mover as well as a few others I can't remember right now.
 
Medic506 said:
Noone at my company can ever remember the "politicaly correct" name for the big blue tarps we use for moving obese patients. So it has been lovingly dubbed the MooMoo-Mover as well as a few others I can't remember right now.
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I call them whale nets.
 
Guts and balls

The difference between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people
having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference
between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the
guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the
guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying
somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar , slapping your wife on the butt and having the
balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome
 
nibejeebies said:
Yea... part of the reason I No longer Drink more then 4 beers a week!


Then again, I'm Happily Divorced!
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LOL, That is bad and funny at the same time. Glad you are happy though. :)
 
we just used HMS: Hysterical Mexican Syndrome (worked with all races but was always HMS considering 80% of El Paso is mexican decent) and CCT for Choo Choo Train as in "dispatch show us delayed due to CCT" not really an acronym but the fire kids had a habit of saying "numericals" so I said "dispatch can i get the alphabeticals on that street" dispatch replied with "what the f*** is an alphabetical?!" it was 3am lol
 
Lets not forget snafu, situation normal, all f#c$@D up
 
*sniff sniff*......"Umm, (insert your partner's name here) I think we have a Code Brown here!"

Code Brown= pt. has bowel movement while on your stretcher.
 
Tiberius said:
*sniff sniff*......"Umm, (insert your partner's name here) I think we have a Code Brown here!"

Code Brown= pt. has bowel movement while on your stretcher.
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Thats our new Emergency Response Code for the Hospital!!!! AWESOME!! :P
 
Tiberius said:
*sniff sniff*......"Umm, (insert your partner's name here) I think we have a Code Brown here!"

Code Brown= pt. has bowel movement while on your stretcher.
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That is so funny!!! :)
 
Do not call a guy who is in bed suffering from a high fever a pig in a blanket.
 
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