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EMS Rule #17: Until proven otherwise, all doctors on emergency scenes are gynecologists.
EMS Rule #18: The exception to rule #17 is if the patient is in labor, in which case the doctor will invariably be a dermatologist.
Or psychologists, which can sometimes be useful. Unlike the "holistic medicine" types that seem to spring out of the woodworks around here sometimes.
"Ma'am, please stop rubbing tea leaves on the patient. Mmkay? Thanks."