[April Fools] EMTLife's Newest Community Leader: MMiz!
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Motojunkie
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Nice!
firetender
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This comes as a complete surprise to me.
I know I got banned because of the thing about the self-inflicted intracardiac stick and I really thought that would get in the way of ever reaching the upper echelon of this electronic rag, but I'm happy you obviously have forgiven me.
And even though I don't suspect any of the Fire people voted for me, I'm happy to hear I wasn't vetoed by them, and I promise, I REALLY DID begin that Anger Management Course (well, I had to...the Marshall kind of escorted me to that; I still have the marks on my wrists from the handcuffs.)
...and listen, about that CULT thing. Can I please make that clear: I picked up a really nice parcel of property in Waco, TX. It's got bunkers and everything and I'm not actually recruiting women medics to join me but I have this nervous disorder that makes my hands unable to stop grasping and releasing, grasping and releasing so I have to channel that energy into massage; 16 hours a day until I collapse.
As time goes on and I mold this site into more of my image, and medic quarters become true places for sharing and caring, I'll fill you in on how I got to be the No-Longer-Practicing-Medicine-Without-A-License Guru I have become.
I know I got banned because of the thing about the self-inflicted intracardiac stick and I really thought that would get in the way of ever reaching the upper echelon of this electronic rag, but I'm happy you obviously have forgiven me.
And even though I don't suspect any of the Fire people voted for me, I'm happy to hear I wasn't vetoed by them, and I promise, I REALLY DID begin that Anger Management Course (well, I had to...the Marshall kind of escorted me to that; I still have the marks on my wrists from the handcuffs.)
...and listen, about that CULT thing. Can I please make that clear: I picked up a really nice parcel of property in Waco, TX. It's got bunkers and everything and I'm not actually recruiting women medics to join me but I have this nervous disorder that makes my hands unable to stop grasping and releasing, grasping and releasing so I have to channel that energy into massage; 16 hours a day until I collapse.
As time goes on and I mold this site into more of my image, and medic quarters become true places for sharing and caring, I'll fill you in on how I got to be the No-Longer-Practicing-Medicine-Without-A-License Guru I have become.
Aidey
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I go on vacation for a week and apparently while I was gone someone spiked the punch....:blink:
Wait a second.....did he fix it so that it shows the username of whomever is reading the thread? Ooooooooo, thats good.
Wait a second.....did he fix it so that it shows the username of whomever is reading the thread? Ooooooooo, thats good.
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LucidResq
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Ugggh. Prank-ruiners. I was eagerly awaiting reading confused acceptance speeches. You're all like the guy who ruins someone else's funny joke by blurting out the punchline before he's finished.
Scout
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LucidResq
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Any one with a handful of neurons would catch on based on the replies on the first page.
Scout
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I thought you had't coped it till Aidey's post.
And lets be fair a handfull could be optimistic for some...... Maybe myself...
And lets be fair a handfull could be optimistic for some...... Maybe myself...
cookiexd40
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well piss!!! i was kinna stoked for a sec bahhahahaha
firecoins
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You think this is a joke? This is not a joke. I AM the newest administer!
PUT THAT backboard down! backboard's are for EMTs! You call yourself an EMT? You don't have to take this because the good news is your all fired! The bad news is you got, all you got 1 week to get your jobs back with this week's EMT contest.
PUT THAT backboard down! backboard's are for EMTs! You call yourself an EMT? You don't have to take this because the good news is your all fired! The bad news is you got, all you got 1 week to get your jobs back with this week's EMT contest.
rofl, I am guessing this is the a nice way to make fun and ask why i keep reading everything but not posting. I guess I will make this my first post then. I am hoping to get into a EMT class in June and start my new career at 41. After 10 years in Submarines, 3 working as a systems engineer and the last 8 as a stay at home dad I think I have found what I really want to do with my life. There is a ton of great info on these boards and I am enjoying browsing the archives to get a better feel for what I am headed into.
firetender
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Did you read this or what?
You know, if you guys/gals, gals/guys could read you'd know this is about ME, NOT you.
Please quit talking about yourselves.
Thank You,
firetender
Your New Community Leader
You know, if you guys/gals, gals/guys could read you'd know this is about ME, NOT you.
Please quit talking about yourselves.
Thank You,
firetender
Your New Community Leader
Shishkabob
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I won't lie... at first I thought it really was target at me as an April fools joke... then I saw other people quoting it with their names.
Now I don't feel as special.
Now I don't feel as special.
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Vinceh
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WOW!!! LMAO... Nice jike and I never even knew!!!!!
Vinceh
Vinceh
Mountain Res-Q
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Cold Day in Hell... oh crap... it's snowing outside... My first order of business: I will spend 6 months deciding what kind of dog to get and then the next six months ignoring the will of the people and forcing you all to get health insurance...
j/k...
PotatoMedic
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Yah that really confused me for a minute... and it did not help that I just drove 12 hours from billings...
armywifeemt
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I had to do a double take. I just requested special permission to access the chat rooms (upon reaching my 25th post) and was denied... I knew there was no way I was getting promoted
I actually used to joke that one of the fire departments I worked/volunteered for should get pink apparatus and turnout. It was just that kind of community, ya know.... Not to mention, high visibility and no one is ever going to try to steal any of it....
The department I volunteer with now actually has green trucks, and our motto is "It ain't easy being green." I'm sure many of you know how fire departments serving nearby each other like to pick on one another... Our green trucks seem to be the main thing we get picked on for. We just had to be different, ya know?
I actually used to joke that one of the fire departments I worked/volunteered for should get pink apparatus and turnout. It was just that kind of community, ya know.... Not to mention, high visibility and no one is ever going to try to steal any of it....
The department I volunteer with now actually has green trucks, and our motto is "It ain't easy being green." I'm sure many of you know how fire departments serving nearby each other like to pick on one another... Our green trucks seem to be the main thing we get picked on for. We just had to be different, ya know?
I confess, I have been sent by a civilization that has mastered faster than light communication and travel to carry out a secret conspiracy to have all fire service apparatus painted pink and issue rainbow colored turnout gear.
Thank you all for supporting my ascension to a position of earthly authority that can finally implement such a plan into reality.
Maya
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Ummmm, I don't get it. Is this an April Fool's joke at my expense? I'm assuming there's another Maya on here. Haven't posted in quite a while, so don't know why it would be that funny.
Motojunkie
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Yes, yes it is
Maya
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Omg, that's hilarious! rofl