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    the 100% directionless thread

    Well done on passing your intermediate. Now go whoop some electronic tests behind to get a P after that T. With head shots, I've heard, there's a 9% chance of survival. Don't ask me to back up where I heard it, don't recall. Not good enough odds for me, either way.
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    the 100% directionless thread

    The trick is to stab them before they stab you. Put a bakery in that oven!
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    Personal Emergency

    Ever hear of a Baptist speaking in "tongues"? Seems like "possession" isn't limited to just the Catholics.
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    the 100% directionless thread

    En garde.
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    Oral boards gone wrong.

    The only thing that comes to mind is a story I heard a supervisor doing in a (non EMS) job. The manager of a store essentially said, "You don't know what you're doing, I don't want you working here," when it was his first day as a supervisor. As an EMT you won't know a whole lot, learn as...
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    The Great Stethoscope Debate

    I've never been very good with my calculations. By my calculations, I couldn't make any money being a ---- (left blank to keep it PG, four letter word that rhymes with blimp).
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    The Great Stethoscope Debate

    That extra second adds up to a ~1 minute per day, 6 hours per year, 3 days per decade, and almost fifteen days of wasted time over a medical career.
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Is that why he's fast?
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    the 100% directionless thread

    I haven't had a drink in almost six days. No food in my stomach, and half a bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey that's saying, "Drink me, drink me." But there's a turkey, so you know, it's kind of gobbling while it's saying it.
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    the 100% directionless thread

    I do what I can. :(
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    the 100% directionless thread

    She says it was the only word she had.
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Anjel is getting the first word she put in our game. :rofl:
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    the 100% directionless thread

    I am out for the day, almost. It'll probably be raining, but I want to frolf anyway.
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    the 100% directionless thread

    It's a Zynga game, expect bugs. Oh yeah, for me, uninstall/reinstall did the trick for getting it to work again.
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    the 100% directionless thread

    I'm no good at word games, and expect to lose every match I'm in.
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Now I'm playing words. Thanks a lot, Anjel. :p And the username should be Asimurk.
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    the 100% directionless thread

    I must get that clip. But knowing one cat, he'll figure out what's up and just paw it off.
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    Personal Emergency

    Umm... ummm... 1. Anjel 2. Katgirl 3. Brown 4. Sasha 5. HotelCo
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Woot! Woot! Of course I drive a-... oh, him. Well, much better gas mileage than any Audi I'd imagine. :)
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Triazolam, did I spell that right? Today is going to be fuuuun. Too bad I'm not supposed to remember it. Bye bye wisdom teeth, I'll miss youuuuuu.
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