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Anjel

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bigbaldguy

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Hey all, damn it's been awhile since I've been on..I'll try to swing through every once in awhile.

Hey welcome back.....uh whoever you are god to see yah again.
 

Aidey

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Or worse, adjust for them. Somehow, making sure a guy's balls are comfortable crosses the discomfort line for me.

As in, I am the uncomfortable one.

Me too. But apparently it is A Crime Against Humanity to ignore the plight of a man's balls.
 

abckidsmom

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Well we are patient advocates...

Remember that and throw. A sheet over a girl who you just immobilized, making her boobs look like freaks of nature the way the spiders go on. It's not cause she's cold that she needs a cover. She feels ridiculous.
 

adamjh3

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I have woken up exactly eleven minutes before my alarm every day for the last two weeks. I usually snooze the alarm a couple times before getting up, that's why it's weird
 

NYMedic828

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No one else is gettin diablo 3? :sad:
 

DesertMedic66

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Remember that and throw. A sheet over a girl who you just immobilized, making her boobs look like freaks of nature the way the spiders go on. It's not cause she's cold that she needs a cover. She feels ridiculous.

Don't use spider straps here.
 

Shishkabob

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Hey welcome back.....uh whoever you are god to see yah again.

You don't know piranah?! And you call yourself a CL... :rolleyes:


It's ok, piranah, I've noticed your absence!



Me too. But apparently it is A Crime Against Humanity to ignore the plight of a man's balls.


It's the double standard of the sexes; women can adjust their boobs, but a guy reaches for his stuff and everyone screams "THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!"
 

bigbaldguy

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Sasha

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You don't know piranah?! And you call yourself a CL... :rolleyes:


It's ok, piranah, I've noticed your absence!






It's the double standard of the sexes; women can adjust their boobs, but a guy reaches for his stuff and everyone screams "THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!"

Sometimes you just need to toss your girls.

Interesting this came up when it did. One of my patients yesterday had swelling in scrotum. It was soooooo big he was literally laying on his balls on the stretcher. Poor poor dear.
 

Aidey

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It's the double standard of the sexes; women can adjust their boobs, but a guy reaches for his stuff and everyone screams "THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!"

Oh no no no, a woman might be able to adjust her boobs, but if a woman tries to adjust her underwear or itches she is accused of pleasuring herself, so I don't wanna hear it.
 

Sasha

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Oh no no no, a woman might be able to adjust her boobs, but if a woman tries to adjust her underwear or itches she is accused of pleasuring herself, so I don't wanna hear it.

Or being unladylike.

God forbid you get a wedgie.
 

Shishkabob

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Oh no no no, a woman might be able to adjust her boobs, but if a woman tries to adjust her underwear or itches she is accused of pleasuring herself, so I don't wanna hear it.

Hey, if a guy tries to adjust HIS boobs, people look at him oddly. Again, double standard. :ph34r:
 

Aidey

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I don't think people are looking at him oddly because he is adjusting his boobs.....
 

abckidsmom

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Sometimes you just need to toss your girls.

Interesting this came up when it did. One of my patients yesterday had swelling in scrotum. It was soooooo big he was literally laying on his balls on the stretcher. Poor poor dear.

For these people I make a sling out of a pillow case. Fold it to be about 4-5 inches and full length and lift the scrotum and lay it on the pillow case. Pull the pillowcase right across the thighs. This is elevation and cool, smooth fabric. It really helps.
 

Anjel

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My partner went home early today. I get to man the wheelchair van. yay me.
 
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