A guy steals a pizza delivery car which, naturally, was left running outside a delivery. Said car thief leaves in his newly pilfered ride, and a couple miles away, spots a state trooper parked at a convenience store. The dirt bag wrongly assumes the trooper is waiting for him, and accelerates to nearly 90 MPH and into my town. I (the local police) get a call for a rollover MVA. Upon arrival, the vehicle is a twisted pile of upside down metal after the guy hit a stone wall at 80-90 mph and rolled the car. Witnesses are yelling that he crawled out and ran into the woods carrying a backpack. To make a long story short, after I chased him through the woods, swamp, and with the help of K-9, and the air unit, he's caught. He suffers NO INJURY, aside from being a little chilly from the swamp, and a few scrapes from bushes. He goes straight to jail...