You Might Be In EMS If...

[Buzz]

(recently), when you ask someone (EMS) how their weekend was, they tell you what calls they ran. I was really just asking how their weekend was!

That's almost exclusively how I answer that question anymore. If I just say "great" they always follow up with a question about the calls I went on, so I just sort of cut out the middle step anymore.... I love getting the weird looks when I say good morning to someone at 8pm though.

 

[Meursault]

The new people are doing it, so THREAD NECROMANCY!!! I feel like the "You Know..." threads should just be merged and stickied.

You see an announcement that the Sox are in the ALCS, and your first thought is "Wait, did they misspell ACLS?".

Not proud of that one, although in fairness I've been missing games because I don't have a cable hookup.

 

[Sasha]

If you say:
Im going to DNR that show!
When you really mean:
Im going to DVR that show!