I appreciate ther feedback, both positive and negative to my comments.
I did, in fact, hand the phone to someone else. The problem I was having is that dispatch kept wanting to speak to me directly and as such it was a bit distracting.
Now - I am not going to say that there may not have been someone on the other end that may have been more qualified. That all the questions asked were not pertinant.
I made a point NOT to be rude to the diapatcher. I also made a point to answer their questions as time permitted.
What was of concern was after I cleared the patients airway of excess partially chewed organic matter, I was in the middle of attempting resuce breathing when I was told that the dispatcher wanted to talk to me as the bystander could not answer many of the questions that the dispatcher had.
In fairness to an earlier comment, perhaps I was a little stressed. I had a 74 year old in respiratory arrest who was also cyanotic. I REALLY was focused on the airway.
What would have helped me feel a little more confident/better would have been the following:
1. Acknowledgement of my assessment that the patient did indeed need an ambulance.
2. Approximate ETA when I could expect help. (something, anything as I had family members that wanted to throw grandpa in their sub-compact and get him to the hospital. Some information would have gone a long way to help me help them as I really thought this was not a good course of action.)
Everything turned out fine in the end. I saved the patient, the ambulance showed up, life went on.
I have nothing against diapatchers and in reference to people jamming spoons into other peoples mouths I guess I could not comment as I have never seen or heard of this behavior. All I am saying is that there may be a better way to respond to people that identify themselves as EMS professionals on the other end of the line.